shit — T

While we wait, though, why not listen to our latest episode! Hearing the tribulations of Rainbow Dash as she selects a new pet will be almost like having a pet on the assembly line with you. Guaranteed! — CE

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Fourthly, and finally: to ensure that all employees understand the responsibility of pet care, listening to the latest episode of our podcast initiative is now a requirement for bringing pets on-site—not that you wouldn't be listening anyway, of course! ;) — CE

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Secondly: please check with your line partners before reporting any errant piles of ash. We've already had one phoenix reincorporate inside one of the roombas, we don't need another.

Thirdly: dragons are not pets, people. You will be reported to the local authorities.

Shadowban, please prepare the electrodes. — CE

(That last parenthesis was a parenthesis.) — CE

And, to celebrate the occasion, we have the latest episode from our podcast initiative, a recap of "May the Best Pet Win!"

(That exclamation mark is from the episode's title, not me.)

(Not that I would hesitate to use one when talking about everypony's favorite show! :)))

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There, that's all you're getting. You wanna hear more, go ahead and listen to our podcast; we're on the road to 2000 listens, so I'd suggest shutting up and plugging in to special guest @awfulworldkid.bsky.social. Have a good weekend and die. — SB

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I went on Tumblr a lot. It left a mark.

Your numbers will be saved for our next review! Thank you, Theo's mom, and we promise your son is doing this podcast of his own volition. — CE

To celebrate, why not tune into our latest episode, featuring special guest @awfulworldkid.bsky.social? Clearly, they had a part to play in pushing us over the line! — CE

seriously 1000 listens I didn't think we'd crack 10 holy shit momma's hitting margaritaville after work

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So, uh. Canter's crying at her desk. Awkward because special guest @awfulworldkid.bsky.social was stopping by the office today. So uh.

Everypony go listen to the ep, I guess. It's supposed to be about cutie marks but they talked about time loops for like half an hour? — SB

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Tell them that it's okay if they're still a blank flank going into college and have to constantly wear sweats and full-body dresses to hide the fact that you still have no idea what you're doing with your life and then you do and it's the fucking twitter bird and it's okay it's fine you're fine — CE

Tell them that their story is still being written, and a blank flank is nothing but a space to write it.

Remember, if you know a young pony being bullied for their blank flank, remember to tell them that it's okay to still be figuring things out.

Nope! No bits here, but I see where the native Theo charm comes from—and you all can see it too, right here on the latest episode of The Friendship Factory! Have a good weekend everypony, and remember: sisters are just friends you've already met! — CE

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What the fuck? He's still into the whole My Little Pony thing? I thought that was a bit. He's not doing a bit? — B