The Friendly Platypus
@friendlyplatypus.bsky.social
I love dumpster juice, indie and party games, and also a nice beeg helping of tomfoolery! Give me all of your love pleas and thanky~
Come to https://twitch.tv/thefriendlyplatypus and tell me I'm unbanned from free ham sandwich day!
Come to https://twitch.tv/thefriendlyplatypus and tell me I'm unbanned from free ham sandwich day!
I'll do it again, too
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I'll do it again, too
Mfw I get my butt whooped in da game
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Mfw I get my butt whooped in da game
Across time and space I've heard your plea and appeared in your time of need~
You may now shower me in praise and affection pleas and thank you
You may now shower me in praise and affection pleas and thank you
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Across time and space I've heard your plea and appeared in your time of need~
You may now shower me in praise and affection pleas and thank you
You may now shower me in praise and affection pleas and thank you
Remember everyone that there's a little platypus in all of us.
They're unsure how they got here but they're very sorry and also you should know your iron is low you should probably take a supplement.
They're unsure how they got here but they're very sorry and also you should know your iron is low you should probably take a supplement.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Remember everyone that there's a little platypus in all of us.
They're unsure how they got here but they're very sorry and also you should know your iron is low you should probably take a supplement.
They're unsure how they got here but they're very sorry and also you should know your iron is low you should probably take a supplement.
Hear me out peeps...
BLAJAHMUT
THE LEGENDARY FUSION OF BLAJAH AND BAHAMUT
BLAJAHMUT
THE LEGENDARY FUSION OF BLAJAH AND BAHAMUT
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hear me out peeps...
BLAJAHMUT
THE LEGENDARY FUSION OF BLAJAH AND BAHAMUT
BLAJAHMUT
THE LEGENDARY FUSION OF BLAJAH AND BAHAMUT
For those of you that follow me on tiktok I'm not sorry I will absolutely bombard you with platypus videos again probably even the same ones
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
For those of you that follow me on tiktok I'm not sorry I will absolutely bombard you with platypus videos again probably even the same ones
I have no stomach mindflakes, i chew on pebbles to grind up my food
October 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I have no stomach mindflakes, i chew on pebbles to grind up my food
HES PERFECT
September 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
HES PERFECT
Might I suggest this as THE meta for SONIC RACING CROSSWORLDS: the FORKLIFT CERTIFIED BUILD
Does it win regularly? No.
Is it effective? Not really.
But IS IT FUN!? ABSOLUTELY
BE BIG. BE SPINNIN. BE A MENACE TO THE RACETRACK AND ALSO YOURSELF
Does it win regularly? No.
Is it effective? Not really.
But IS IT FUN!? ABSOLUTELY
BE BIG. BE SPINNIN. BE A MENACE TO THE RACETRACK AND ALSO YOURSELF
August 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Might I suggest this as THE meta for SONIC RACING CROSSWORLDS: the FORKLIFT CERTIFIED BUILD
Does it win regularly? No.
Is it effective? Not really.
But IS IT FUN!? ABSOLUTELY
BE BIG. BE SPINNIN. BE A MENACE TO THE RACETRACK AND ALSO YOURSELF
Does it win regularly? No.
Is it effective? Not really.
But IS IT FUN!? ABSOLUTELY
BE BIG. BE SPINNIN. BE A MENACE TO THE RACETRACK AND ALSO YOURSELF
Wow I can't have ANYTHING
THIS PLACE IS A PRISON
THIS PLACE IS A PRISON
August 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Wow I can't have ANYTHING
THIS PLACE IS A PRISON
THIS PLACE IS A PRISON
Where we droppin
July 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Where we droppin
July 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
THE SCANDAL
June 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
THE SCANDAL
Why are all the scientists talkin bout my peepis and not my increasingly terrible puns
I thought we were in a PLATonic relationship
I thought we were in a PLATonic relationship
June 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Why are all the scientists talkin bout my peepis and not my increasingly terrible puns
I thought we were in a PLATonic relationship
I thought we were in a PLATonic relationship
I break into your house and look at you like this, what're you doin?
June 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I break into your house and look at you like this, what're you doin?
Lmao you THOUGHT
May 9, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Lmao you THOUGHT
YOU CAN'T HAVE THE SILICA PACKET I KNOW THAT'S WHERE THE FLAVOR IS
May 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
YOU CAN'T HAVE THE SILICA PACKET I KNOW THAT'S WHERE THE FLAVOR IS
Going LIVE shortly with the COUNCIL OF PLATS in BUCKSHOT ROULETTE! Watch 4(?) platypus battle it out to determine WHO WILL REIGN SUPREME! twitch.tv/thefriendlyp...
January 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Going LIVE shortly with the COUNCIL OF PLATS in BUCKSHOT ROULETTE! Watch 4(?) platypus battle it out to determine WHO WILL REIGN SUPREME! twitch.tv/thefriendlyp...
Yeeeee I'm Platy I like long walks around the dumpster and throwing bottles at the local dentistry! My dream is to get a Big Toblerone~
www.twitch.tv/thefriendlyp...
www.twitch.tv/thefriendlyp...
January 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yeeeee I'm Platy I like long walks around the dumpster and throwing bottles at the local dentistry! My dream is to get a Big Toblerone~
www.twitch.tv/thefriendlyp...
www.twitch.tv/thefriendlyp...
Be sure to leave out a Pina Colada and a platter of coconut shrimp this Crimesmas or a platypus will raid your pantry and poop in your stockings~
December 23, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Be sure to leave out a Pina Colada and a platter of coconut shrimp this Crimesmas or a platypus will raid your pantry and poop in your stockings~
When TMNT Splintered Fate gonna add our boy Puggle
December 9, 2024 at 9:10 AM
When TMNT Splintered Fate gonna add our boy Puggle
Das right
Poke the Plat and he might poke ya back
And if the Plat poke ya back you're gonna have a bad time
Poke the Plat and he might poke ya back
And if the Plat poke ya back you're gonna have a bad time
December 5, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Das right
Poke the Plat and he might poke ya back
And if the Plat poke ya back you're gonna have a bad time
Poke the Plat and he might poke ya back
And if the Plat poke ya back you're gonna have a bad time
