"People who work from home are only pretending to work"

Always said by someone from upper management who's currently "doing their job" from their Caribbean summer home

New Hilary Duff single just dropped!!!!

Happy birthday to Sade. This may also be the coolest thing you see today. Watch the full recording at youtu.be/Ks9g5eYMahg

Good stuff 😋

Myspace.

Thank fuck, it’s Friday

I just want to be held like a hostage 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

More privacy settings on this. When?

Some people drive like traffic laws are optional and common sense is out of stock. Use your signal, pick a lane, and stop making the rest of us survive your chaos

It’s wild how some people get offended by privacy. I’m not mysterious, secretive, or hiding anything, I just don’t owe constant access to my thoughts, time, or life. Being private isn’t antisocial; it’s a boundary

Please, I need my brain to just… relax

Why is it that the moment it’s past midnight and I’m already hungry, Facebook decides it’s the perfect time to flood me with food reels? Watching someone expertly drizzle hazelnut spread on a croissant at 12:40 AM should be illegal

I figured out what we should be doing while people sing “Happy Birthday” to us: plotting our revenge

Hulu’s streaming app is sooo laggy tonight

Took five months off for my mental health. I’m back now