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(Sensory warning; loud ugly noise) How it feels watching my mayor and governor do nothing to provide relief for Twin Cities civilians. This ICE invasion is gonna make a lot of people go hungry and homeless here soon, if isn't already. #weakleadership #freeminneapolis

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January 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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A photo of my Nativity setup before I take it down 😔 I'm glad that commercial Christmas is over tho. Yes, I know baby Jesus looks flat (this is accidental). Smaller than last year bc last year's cardboard backdrop attracted mice.

#nativity #Christmas #handmade #art #mixedmedia #navidad #arte
A scene containing handmade models of Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus. All are made from cardboard, paper, cloth, and glue. I made them all myself in 2024. A donkey drawn on cardboard rests in the background. A few rocks sit on the outer borders of the photo.
January 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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I tried to draw a deer. Stopped partway through, saw what was on the page, and immediately started laughing. I'm just gonna leave it like this.

#ohdeer #drawing #sketch #art #practice #arthumor
The deer I tried to draw looks more like a cloud with a coyote head attached. The word "whoops" is written on the cloud. The words "oh no" are written next to the head. Oops!
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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(I did NOT draw this) I went to a little pop up art event in my neighborhood earlier this evening. This artist did a wonderful job on a quick portrait of me! They even got my standard smirk down, and I don't even remember if I was actually smirking. Well done, B.!

#art #portrait #buylocal #ink
This is a portrait of me, done mostly in alcohol marker. It looks more purple in person. They got my wispy hair and beard down! I'm very pleased. This is the business card of the artist. B. Femrite. Minneapolis, Minnesota.
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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(Not my work) This is the general vibe I'm feeling this July 4th.

Good luck.

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#music #minorkey #july4th
MAJOR TO MINOR: What Does "The Star-Spangled Banner" Sound Like in a Minor Key?
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July 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Gotta be honest, I'm not liking how this one's turning out. Not sure why. I've decided to put it aside for now while I do other things. Maybe I'll add to it later.

#painting #shelvedproject #artproblems #watercolor #sadbeige #whydontilikethis #notvibingright #surreal #abstract #noteverythingworks
This is very abstract, but I'll do my best. The background color is a light brown, as it was solely done with brewed coffee. The outermost borders are stark white. Just inside of those borders sit some olive green lumps. The upper left area of the painting contains some orange leaf-like things as the main feature. They are surrounded by a pale yellow, as if glowing. A few sky blue tendrils drift just outside the glow. The middle of the piece from upper left to lower right features a couple of red curvy lines. My signature is lurking between these two lines near the bottom of the page.
June 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Painting in progress. No idea what it'll look like when it's done. I'm focused more on enjoying the act of painting than I am on the end result.

#abstract #workinprogress #painting #watercolor #justforfun
This is the beginning of a watercolor painting. Here we have some red wavy lines in the middle, at varying degrees of light or dark. There's some orange on the upper side of the paper; it looks a bit like leaves. Not sure what it actually is though. The background of the picture has a light brown (also called sepia) tint to it.
May 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Sometimes you've just gotta start gluing stuff together and see what happens. Not sure what I'll turn this into.

#art #workinprogress #recycled #cardboard #cardboardart #madebyhand
This is a photo of some little cardboard tubes that I've glued to a piece of cardboard. It kind of looks like the wall of a cabin. I'm not sure what I'll turn it into as I go.
May 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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"What Grandpa Asked For," me, mostly watercolor, 2025. He probably didn't know that he was asking for disaster, but disaster is what he got. Plunder the earth, and it'll plunder you back.
#painting #art #watercolor #coffee #climate #flood #consequences #disaster
This is a mostly watercolor painting of a flood. The water reaches most of the way up the entry door of a large building. Some trees, both alive and dead, are visible on the far left hand side. The whole painting has a brown tint to it because I intentionally poured brewed coffee onto it.
March 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Continued from my last post. All of that newly added brown is just coffee. I used a pencil to sketch that building. I'll probably end up using some actual watercolor paint soon since I don't have more food products that won't rot when left on paper.

#art #coffee #artonabudget #hardtimes #adapting
The whole surface of this sheet of paper is coated with brewed coffee, which has since dried. The texture of the brown tones is far more varied on the left side of the page. Some darker brown lines stick up from the bottom of the page on the left side, like fingers reaching toward Heaven. On the right side, I've sketched a building. It looks like an apartment building with mismatched windows.
March 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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What using brewed coffee on watercolor paper looks like. I soak this type of paper in cold water and then let it dry completely before painting, so your results may vary. The liquid coffee was allowed to cool to room temperature before use.

#coffeeaspaint #art #paintisexpensive #leftovers
Liquid coffee used as paint on white watercolor paper. The shade of brown from the coffee is soft and somewhat light in tone. It's very similar to what I would expect from regular watercolor paint. Note: I did not strain the leftover grounds before painting, so the thickness isn't super consistent here.
March 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Pls send art memes, for I have been sick (don't worry, I'm slowly getting better). #request #sendmemes #thistooshallpass
March 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I'm gonna level with y'all. I have no idea what the fuck I've painted here. What even is this? Tell me your thoughts in the comments.

#painting #mixedmedia #watercolor #art #weirdart #whatisthis #idontevenknow #itwasfuntho #itwatches #ordoesit
February 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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The beginning of my depiction of the Abrahamic creation story. For me, science and spirituality often overlap. When I stare into the great expanse of the cosmos, I marvel at its beauty, whether I can see it or not.

#art #spirituality #space #recycledmaterials #mixedmedia #workinprogress #wonder
The creation of the cosmos. On the ride side, a large off-white disk of handmade paper represents a big star. Several smaller white circles stand in for other celestial bodies. As we go further to the left, we see the night being separated from the day. This is depicted as dark shades of blue that get darker as we get further from the big star.
February 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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My wall of memorial pieces, all made by me. I ask: would they put up with persecution? The answer is no.

#memorial #ancestralart #grandmothers #art #watercolor #mixedmedia #resist #flowers #nature #trees #spirituality #paintmarkers #watercolorpencils #paint
All 3 of these are memorial paintings. All contain a skull. On the far left, Grandma Eileen stands in her classic pink dress, in front of a house. She wears a red hat. In the middle, Great Grandma Toni. A skull floats above a white pedestal, behind purple snapdragon flowers. On the right, Grandma Teresa, clothed in red and white. A red cardinal is bringing her a cigarette. She stands in front of trees.
February 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Was drafting an illustration and accidentally put the handsome back into Handsome Squidward. Not mad though lol.

#sketch #draft #workinprogress #art #accidentalmeme #memeenergy #happyaccident #pencilart #handsomedudes #majesticmustache #majestic #handsomesquidward
Pencil on paper, no color added yet. An almost but not quite middle aged man with a large nose and majestic mustache. He has a full head of hair, which is combed back and to the side. His eyes are closed. My signature is just to the right of his head, under the ear.
January 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Concept art for a short story I'm writing. This isn't the main character, but is a major part of the plot. Haven't committed to skin tone or gender. Paladin for some kind of Earth deity. Set in the modern day, in colder weather.

#conceptart #workinprogress #fantasy #dice #vaguerpg #dndvibes #sketch
A page from my sketchbook featuring concept art for a modern day paladin. They have no assigned gender just yet. They wear a green puffer coat. Their hair is a blend of green and brown/black. I've indicated a medium dark skin tone in one sketch, and a lighter tone in the other. They express their intense dislike of necromancers on this page. There are also two dice sitting on top of the page, just for fun.
January 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Made significant progress on whatever this thing is. I'm debating whether I should give it a hood, and perhaps a pair of eyes. And what to do with the base sheet of cardboard? Hmmmmm.

#workinprogress #recycledmedia #art #gluethingstootherthings #recyclingforart #handmade #reuseyourmail #mixedmedia
A human figure stands, arms stretched out to the side. It has white skin, literally. The skin is made of white paper. I won't be adding any color to it. This may as well be a ghost. The outer cloak is made of plaid fabric in the following colors: dark grey, light grey, a soft light green, and a hint of blueish Grey. 4 matching buttons are visible. The cloak is long, hanging from shoulders to where the feet would be (I did not sculpt feet). The sleeves are long, dangling to about halfway down the figure. There is purple hair on the head, lovingly made out of some thin purple yarn that I had laying around. The figure is wearing a necklace: a metal nut hanging from a thin bit of pink yarn. The same figure, but from the back.
January 15, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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A silly thing that happened while I was working on this other silly thing. I've since glued the paper towel down so that working on the rest of the head will be easier.

#workinprogress #silly #art #cardboard #recyclingforart #gluethingstootherthings
This is the inner makeshift skeleton for a human figure. A thin cardboard tube serves as the spine/central support column. The head a the top is a round shape, though in this photo you can see a paper towel jutting off the top. It looks like a flimsy Mohawk. Also visible are the cardboard rub cage (with only 3 ribs) and the cardboard pelvis (very abstract). Oh, and the whole thing is pretty small, about half the length of my hand.
January 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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No idea what this will turn into tbh, I'm just winging it. Also, ironing the scrap fabric ahead of time made arranging it a LOT easier.

#gluethingstootherthings #art #fabric #recycled #reused #plaid #vaguelyhuman #workinprogress #mixedmedia #handmade #madebyhand #glue #staybusystaysober
This is a vaguely human shape, standing on top of cardboard. I have chosen not to include legs, but the arms are visible near the top. The head is plain white for now. The fabric glued to the figure is plaid with the following colors: grey, green, and a hint of light blue. There are 3 matching buttons attached. This is some of the fabric before I glued it to the figure in the previous photo. My clothes iron is sitting to the left of this piece of cloth. It worked well; the fabric is almost completely flat.
January 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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TW: a bit graphic.

A portrait study of Frida Kahlo that I did this morning. Marked NSFW bc it's a bit graphic and idk how strict BlueSky is about that.

A link to the reference image, which is also NSFW: www.fridakahlo.org/the-broken-c...

#portraitstudy #fridakahlo #sketch #art #facesarehard
I did this in my sketchbook. At the top left of the page is Frida Kahlo, shoulders on up, similar to how she painted herself in The Broken Column, 1944. This part was solely done with a regular graphite pencil. Since she often depicted herself as having a light mustache, I have followed suit and included one. Her hair is wavy. Her neck contains a column, which is revealed by a large wound. The top right of the page is where I played around with colors for the wound-red, grey, black, brown. The rest of the page is me playing around with skin tones (the reference image has her skin as being a brown with warm undertones). The color parts of the sketch were all done in colored pencil. The sketchbook itself sits atop a black and dark grey table.
January 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Merry Christmas! I'll admit that Baby Jesus looks wonky, but the nativity scene is as done as it's going to get this year. Perhaps next year I'll be able to do more with it.
#madebyhand #recycledmaterials #art #nativity #Christmas #advent #finishedproject
The full scene, with Mary and Joseph figurines standing behind the manger in the center. Baby Jesus, though far more skinny than I meant for Him to be, lays on some khaki fabric inside the manger. In the background, we have two drawings of wooden boards. Above the boards, we have a bottlecap covered in gold paint (The Star) dangling in front of some black paper (the night sky). On the left, we have a donkey and a box full of pillow stuffing (meant to simulate animal bedding). On the right, some dried rose petals symbolize the perfumes that the wise men brought as gifts. Behind the petals, there is a small pile of rocks. A close-up shot of Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. May God forgive me for the fact that Baby Jesus is flat as a board and is shaped a bit like a turd. A close up shot of the donkey. He is grey and drawn onto brown paper. The brown paper is glued onto a thin cardboard box, which originally held a pair of rubber gloves. My Advent candles, lit. 3 purple, 1 pink, and 1 white.
December 25, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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I'm almost done with the nativity scene, I think. Baby Jesus will be concealed beneath that piece of khaki fabric until Christmas Day. He will look a bit wonky, but He was made with love. May or may not do more with the background, idk really.
#nativity #Christmas #madebyhand #workinprogress
Figures of Mary and Joseph watch over the manger, which is covered by a piece of khaki fabric. Two drawings of worn down wooden boards form part of the background behind them. A gold paper covered bottlecap dangles from the top (it's meant to represent the star). Off to the far left sits a large feeding trough. Off to the far right, we have some rocks.
December 24, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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Nativity scene update: we have a manger! We also have a basic background that I may not end up doing much with. Making Baby Jesus could take some time, as that is a surprisingly tall order.
#nativity #workinprogress #recycledmedia #mixedmedia #recyclingforart #diorama #gluethingstootherthings
The figures for Mary and Joseph stand behind a wood colored manger. I don't have access to hay, so I used some leftover pillow stuffing as bedding. The background behind all of this is paper that I've drawn some wood boards on in pencil. I've decided not to color it in for now. A close up shot of the manger. The tiny pillow I made by hand is now more visible. The scriptures don't mention a pillow, but I felt bad about setting an infant on top of loose bits of bedding, even if it's just a miniature model of an infant. I'm a softie.
December 16, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Nativity scene update: manger in progress. I'm having trouble deciding what to do about hay/bedding. This yellow scrub pad will do for now. #workinprogress #art #recycledmedia #mixedmedia #recyclingforart #nativity #decisions #cardboardart #staybusystaysober #feliznavidad
The manger from the front and part of the side. This was originally a box of bandaids. I have glued some dark brown paper to it. I have even darker brown cardboard tubes glued onto the bottom. The manger from the side. The Mary and Joseph figurines stand behind it, as if watching for the arrival of bouncing Baby Jesus. My hand holding up the manger at an angle so that you can see the inside. I have an unused yellow scrub pad in there as a placeholder until I figure out what to do about hay. Not sure how relevant this is, but I have a light skin tone with warm/gold undertones.
December 11, 2024 at 9:13 PM