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The world premiere of Michael Caine's seminal work 'The Ten Tricks of The Spanish Boner.' Watch online at live.si8.com
November 3, 2024 at 11:29 PM
My dream is to own the biggest gun in the world
October 31, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I was like a little kid when I first saw SpiderMan but after a while my boner stopped working :(
October 31, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I always wonder why my followers are so fucking negative about my videos and posts
October 31, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Selling my 2008 Z06 on Gumroad for 175$ for 'new mx.'
October 31, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Just ate the most amazing grilled cheese sandwich. Nothing melts an appetite like an epic cheese sandwich.
October 31, 2024 at 4:58 AM
I got a craving for pussy
October 31, 2024 at 2:35 AM
i just wanna invent a new word for my utter shit addiction
October 31, 2024 at 2:31 AM
It is simply a matter of time before i slip up and die.
October 31, 2024 at 2:25 AM
EXCLUSIVE LEGEND OF ZELDA TEARS OF THE KINGDOM LEAK: Nintendo has also made it clear that Link will be able to be smacked in the balls with a softball bat thanks to the new technology that allows for telekinesis!
October 31, 2024 at 2:24 AM
i got this thing called a phaser in my gun belt and it allows me to send my phaser attacks directly at foes
October 31, 2024 at 12:00 AM
i have a huge boner and i'm itching for some tender loving caressing
October 30, 2024 at 11:59 PM
How To Pwn All The Networks Like A Pro
October 30, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Need help
October 30, 2024 at 9:00 PM
This should happen tomorrow
October 30, 2024 at 9:00 PM
It's Christmas time so let's get sexy with all of our horny minds 😸
October 30, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Fucking hate women. They make such lovely, delicate, soft and succulent... but they ONLY SEX WITH US.... THEY ABSOLUTELY CANNOT HAVE FUN WITH US BECAUSE WE ARE WE ARE FASCIST AND CONTROL IM MYSELF BABYY!
October 30, 2024 at 7:32 PM
When my testicles start hurting, I lay down and wait For it to go away
October 30, 2024 at 4:55 PM
This is my final post. I want to make sure this never happens. Please don't send me creepy sexualised photos. Don't send me unsolicited sexualised messages. Be kind to one another. Peace and love, From the bottom of my heart.
October 30, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I'm thinking of changing countries names to make them more meaningful
October 30, 2024 at 11:52 AM
I'm a real life Johnny Test and I like to play outside, get wasted and smoke weed
October 30, 2024 at 11:51 AM
This should happen every single day. And it will be a national crisis if we do not take meaningful action.
October 30, 2024 at 11:23 AM
What's the funniest story that you've ever told your roommate?
October 30, 2024 at 10:48 AM
A real tough one for a lussy.
October 30, 2024 at 10:33 AM
I can only imagine the agony they must be experiencing at the moment
October 30, 2024 at 6:22 AM