Having sideburns as a girl is so funny. Say hi to your mom for me
December 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Having sideburns as a girl is so funny. Say hi to your mom for me
Ive invented a new exercise that uses some base movements from tai chi combined with some amateur-level roleplay. I call it “flinging flaming sawblades at the sun”
August 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ive invented a new exercise that uses some base movements from tai chi combined with some amateur-level roleplay. I call it “flinging flaming sawblades at the sun”
I dont list my pronouns intentionally as a sort of randomizer. Unfortunately for me people don’t call me “young man” anymore now that I’m not being bullied
August 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I dont list my pronouns intentionally as a sort of randomizer. Unfortunately for me people don’t call me “young man” anymore now that I’m not being bullied
Flag code is fucking stupid and i dont know WHY communists insist on learning it just to argue with chinbeardsunglassestruckselfie
July 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Flag code is fucking stupid and i dont know WHY communists insist on learning it just to argue with chinbeardsunglassestruckselfie
Effortlessly adding an edgy flair to my club outfit by sporting massive churu-related gashes on both legs
July 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Effortlessly adding an edgy flair to my club outfit by sporting massive churu-related gashes on both legs
Birding makes you realize that most people have less than a basic understanding of birds. They may as well be shoe elves
June 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Birding makes you realize that most people have less than a basic understanding of birds. They may as well be shoe elves
Going to have to face the facts that I would probably give off doughboy vibes if i were a man. A real She’s The Man situation. I’d have to get a really good Sam Gamgee cosplay together
June 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Going to have to face the facts that I would probably give off doughboy vibes if i were a man. A real She’s The Man situation. I’d have to get a really good Sam Gamgee cosplay together
Shinji, if you don’t clear the dab rig,Rei will have to do it again
May 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Shinji, if you don’t clear the dab rig,Rei will have to do it again
Since i buzzed my head im realizing my part actually goes the other way. Anyone have anything to diagnose me with now
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Since i buzzed my head im realizing my part actually goes the other way. Anyone have anything to diagnose me with now
Microdosing meditation by spacing out and giving the Kubrick stare to a guy waiting for his costco pizza
April 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Microdosing meditation by spacing out and giving the Kubrick stare to a guy waiting for his costco pizza
Am I girl daniel larson
April 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Am I girl daniel larson
I do get pissed off when no one gives my music taste a chance, but I have to admit I’m listening to cascading beeps and alarms right now
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I do get pissed off when no one gives my music taste a chance, but I have to admit I’m listening to cascading beeps and alarms right now
I strongly encourage buzzcut summer for everyone this year because i look at my reflection like Mr Hyde im so scary and unapproachable haha CHOMP CHOMP what if i bite you
April 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I strongly encourage buzzcut summer for everyone this year because i look at my reflection like Mr Hyde im so scary and unapproachable haha CHOMP CHOMP what if i bite you
Im really beefing up my katakana knowledge so that I can read japanese jazz fusion titles. Not because I can afford a trip to japan
April 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Im really beefing up my katakana knowledge so that I can read japanese jazz fusion titles. Not because I can afford a trip to japan
If you listen to too much sad bluegrass music it starts sounding Hawaiian
April 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you listen to too much sad bluegrass music it starts sounding Hawaiian
Sending out the ShitSignal from the public bathroom. I NEED a squatty potty and bidet HERE and NOW
March 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Sending out the ShitSignal from the public bathroom. I NEED a squatty potty and bidet HERE and NOW
Sometimes you get older and realize your old divorced ass high school teachers really were just RPing teen drama and you were not imagining it
March 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Sometimes you get older and realize your old divorced ass high school teachers really were just RPing teen drama and you were not imagining it
You may start feeling better about life when you stop watching daily reminders of horrific unsolved crimes that “could” happen to you
March 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You may start feeling better about life when you stop watching daily reminders of horrific unsolved crimes that “could” happen to you
Commissioning a little button for myself that says “I SURVIVED LATE 2024 WITHOUT PAIRING GYM SHORTS WITH COWBOY BOOTS AND A BUTTON UP … AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS BUTTON”
March 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Commissioning a little button for myself that says “I SURVIVED LATE 2024 WITHOUT PAIRING GYM SHORTS WITH COWBOY BOOTS AND A BUTTON UP … AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS BUTTON”
My silicone nipple petals speak to me like the compliment starfish earrings in Aquamarine. They tell me to have no fear
March 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My silicone nipple petals speak to me like the compliment starfish earrings in Aquamarine. They tell me to have no fear
I thought we had a hate boner for the movie because it won awards. Now I see it was simply a bad movie and everyone but me is literally crazy.
March 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I thought we had a hate boner for the movie because it won awards. Now I see it was simply a bad movie and everyone but me is literally crazy.
I read my own feed and im the funniest prettiest boy on earth. Mwah 💖
March 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I read my own feed and im the funniest prettiest boy on earth. Mwah 💖
Whenever I end up getting one, I’d like my author photo to make me look like a dead wife in a flashback. Especially a secretive type wife
March 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Whenever I end up getting one, I’d like my author photo to make me look like a dead wife in a flashback. Especially a secretive type wife
If you have regular issues with geese I really can’t give you any advice except to check your vibe
February 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If you have regular issues with geese I really can’t give you any advice except to check your vibe
Pass legislation keeping birthday free drink deals open all month instead of on the day only. Lets learn to stagger our februaries and novembers
February 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Pass legislation keeping birthday free drink deals open all month instead of on the day only. Lets learn to stagger our februaries and novembers