We received a text that the power might be switched off in our area. Then the power went off, for approximately five minutes. In that time we’d gotten into bed and devoured an entire package of Sharwood’s poppadoms. So that bodes well for an apocalypse.
December 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We received a text that the power might be switched off in our area. Then the power went off, for approximately five minutes. In that time we’d gotten into bed and devoured an entire package of Sharwood’s poppadoms. So that bodes well for an apocalypse.
Menopause is coming to town 🎶😭
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Menopause is coming to town 🎶😭
Is this a joke, FIFA? I may never watch football again.
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Is this a joke, FIFA? I may never watch football again.
They’ve really enjoyed watching April and Leo’s journey. April April? Contemptuous, haughty, unpleasant April? And Leo? Can anyone explain. #mafsuk
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
They’ve really enjoyed watching April and Leo’s journey. April April? Contemptuous, haughty, unpleasant April? And Leo? Can anyone explain. #mafsuk
Help, my algorithm thinks I want an ugly blanket or a hug from a giraffe.
November 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Help, my algorithm thinks I want an ugly blanket or a hug from a giraffe.
Deleriously happy to be back home
October 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Deleriously happy to be back home
Last night I dreamt of failure, rejection, judgement. My favourite.
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Last night I dreamt of failure, rejection, judgement. My favourite.
Staying with my original bully, feeling unsafe, even with a family of bodyguards.
October 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Staying with my original bully, feeling unsafe, even with a family of bodyguards.
After scrolling TikTok for hours in a menopausal haze, I attempted to start a new book. I skimmed pages, thinking “get to the point already” before realising what I was doing. This is likely happening to an entire generation of people. Not mine, I hasten to add. But a lot of us too I’m sure.
September 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
After scrolling TikTok for hours in a menopausal haze, I attempted to start a new book. I skimmed pages, thinking “get to the point already” before realising what I was doing. This is likely happening to an entire generation of people. Not mine, I hasten to add. But a lot of us too I’m sure.
Why did no one tell me about Inside No. 9? Well thank you, because I have 9 seasons to catch up on!
September 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Why did no one tell me about Inside No. 9? Well thank you, because I have 9 seasons to catch up on!
Society may be collapsing but my 16yo son and his friend have been spending their lunch money this week on exotic fruits at a local market so the kids are okay (I think?)
September 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Society may be collapsing but my 16yo son and his friend have been spending their lunch money this week on exotic fruits at a local market so the kids are okay (I think?)
No snuff clips in my feed please *curtsies in ptsd*
September 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
No snuff clips in my feed please *curtsies in ptsd*
If you’re just driving by flags on lampposts without taking them down, why?
September 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If you’re just driving by flags on lampposts without taking them down, why?
Calling the short story genre the TikTok of literature is one of my best ideas 16yo immediately shot down.
August 31, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Calling the short story genre the TikTok of literature is one of my best ideas 16yo immediately shot down.
They really gave Meghan Markle a second series.
August 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
They really gave Meghan Markle a second series.
Weapons was very good. Strange, terrifying, funny, gross - everything a horror should be.
August 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Weapons was very good. Strange, terrifying, funny, gross - everything a horror should be.
If Canada’s national treasure says we’re fucked then we are fucked.
July 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
If Canada’s national treasure says we’re fucked then we are fucked.
And Just Like That has more cringe per second than any reboot I have ever watched, but I can’t stop watching it.
July 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
And Just Like That has more cringe per second than any reboot I have ever watched, but I can’t stop watching it.
“Some viewers may find this footage distressing” as the media proceeds to play the fucking footage on every conceivable platform. Ghouls.
June 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“Some viewers may find this footage distressing” as the media proceeds to play the fucking footage on every conceivable platform. Ghouls.
Did you know that Jason Schwartzman was a Coppola? I’m starting to wonder if maybe I’m a Coppola. Anyway I loved The Last Showgirl.
June 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Did you know that Jason Schwartzman was a Coppola? I’m starting to wonder if maybe I’m a Coppola. Anyway I loved The Last Showgirl.
I’m finding this new series of Race Across the World especially touching. Everyone is so lovely and open to growth.
June 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m finding this new series of Race Across the World especially touching. Everyone is so lovely and open to growth.
BEDTIME
I have a tiny wee headache.
Oh dear. I hope you aren’t dying.
Sorry?
I said I hope you feel better soon.
Except that’s not what you said, is it?
It’s what I meant.
(In my defence I read an article. Or maybe it was a TikTok. People with headaches can die in their sleep ok?) (Goodnight)
I have a tiny wee headache.
Oh dear. I hope you aren’t dying.
Sorry?
I said I hope you feel better soon.
Except that’s not what you said, is it?
It’s what I meant.
(In my defence I read an article. Or maybe it was a TikTok. People with headaches can die in their sleep ok?) (Goodnight)
June 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
BEDTIME
I have a tiny wee headache.
Oh dear. I hope you aren’t dying.
Sorry?
I said I hope you feel better soon.
Except that’s not what you said, is it?
It’s what I meant.
(In my defence I read an article. Or maybe it was a TikTok. People with headaches can die in their sleep ok?) (Goodnight)
I have a tiny wee headache.
Oh dear. I hope you aren’t dying.
Sorry?
I said I hope you feel better soon.
Except that’s not what you said, is it?
It’s what I meant.
(In my defence I read an article. Or maybe it was a TikTok. People with headaches can die in their sleep ok?) (Goodnight)
What do you think cats make of our laughter?
June 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What do you think cats make of our laughter?