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My corgi’s name is Oliver Chicken-Elizabeth-Nugget Tater-Tot Jones, the First of His Name, Ruler of His Domain, Terror of Land and Sea. He lives up to it.
My corgi’s name is Oliver Chicken-Elizabeth-Nugget Tater-Tot Jones, the First of His Name, Ruler of His Domain, Terror of Land and Sea. He lives up to it.
One of these is edible, the rest are poisonous. Which would you pick?
August 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
One of these is edible, the rest are poisonous. Which would you pick?
You ever hate someone so much you posthumously turn them into fireworks?
May 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You ever hate someone so much you posthumously turn them into fireworks?
Hey, guess what?
Mannequin butt.
Mannequin butt.
May 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hey, guess what?
Mannequin butt.
Mannequin butt.
Thirsty? No. Unhinged in the presence of a hose? Yep.
May 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Thirsty? No. Unhinged in the presence of a hose? Yep.
He sleeps HARD after I take him on a bike ride.
April 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
He sleeps HARD after I take him on a bike ride.
@stephenking.bsky.social I was told you like corgis. As caretaker to the loud potato that rules my house, I happened to have these lying around.
January 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
@stephenking.bsky.social I was told you like corgis. As caretaker to the loud potato that rules my house, I happened to have these lying around.
Shit’s so wrong that even our food knows things are messed up.
January 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Shit’s so wrong that even our food knows things are messed up.
Has anyone else been looking hard at their lamp in the last few days?
January 24, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Has anyone else been looking hard at their lamp in the last few days?
1,407 minutes = 23.45 hours. Say what you will, I get my money’s worth out of my Spotify membership.
November 30, 2023 at 3:05 AM
1,407 minutes = 23.45 hours. Say what you will, I get my money’s worth out of my Spotify membership.
OFFICIAL PETITION for Mel Giedroyc, Sue Perkins and Abby Eaton to host Top Gear. It would be ✨iconic✨
November 28, 2023 at 1:36 AM
OFFICIAL PETITION for Mel Giedroyc, Sue Perkins and Abby Eaton to host Top Gear. It would be ✨iconic✨
I’m going to try to find a way to watch it at least read through The End of Longing today.
RIP, Mattman
RIP, Mattman
October 30, 2023 at 5:28 PM
I’m going to try to find a way to watch it at least read through The End of Longing today.
RIP, Mattman
RIP, Mattman
He’s got the best little face. You can tell it’s his turn with the brain cell.
October 20, 2023 at 2:21 AM
He’s got the best little face. You can tell it’s his turn with the brain cell.
There are many cats like him and yet, none at all.
October 20, 2023 at 2:11 AM
There are many cats like him and yet, none at all.
He makes the classiest faces
October 17, 2023 at 7:13 PM
He makes the classiest faces
My voice is completely goofed from the other night and it’s sounded unsettlingly familiar all day.
It’s because I sound uncannily like this fucker from Blackbird.
It’s because I sound uncannily like this fucker from Blackbird.
October 16, 2023 at 11:48 PM
My voice is completely goofed from the other night and it’s sounded unsettlingly familiar all day.
It’s because I sound uncannily like this fucker from Blackbird.
It’s because I sound uncannily like this fucker from Blackbird.
I’m using the ancient Mayan symbols as a Rorschach test. This one symbolizes one of the Snake Kings. What do you see?
October 7, 2023 at 2:49 AM
I’m using the ancient Mayan symbols as a Rorschach test. This one symbolizes one of the Snake Kings. What do you see?
When the dev notes call the VA’s out
October 5, 2023 at 3:50 AM
When the dev notes call the VA’s out
“You’re a little squishy wizard, Gale.”
Bless you, Mark Hulmes.
Bless you, Mark Hulmes.
October 2, 2023 at 8:40 PM
“You’re a little squishy wizard, Gale.”
Bless you, Mark Hulmes.
Bless you, Mark Hulmes.
This feels appropriate, given how many times I spilled my drink today.
September 27, 2023 at 2:10 AM
This feels appropriate, given how many times I spilled my drink today.
I know I’m a few months late for this joke, but the new OceanGate submarine was just delivered to my front yard.
September 20, 2023 at 6:31 PM
I know I’m a few months late for this joke, but the new OceanGate submarine was just delivered to my front yard.
Before and after I said the word “squirrel”
September 17, 2023 at 6:00 PM
Before and after I said the word “squirrel”