I won't upgrade my phone as it has a 3.5mm headphone socket.

We're nearly at the 5 parties in the 15-25% range. Maybe PR is becoming a viable option.

Any lager less than 5% is a crime against beer. Strike that. Humanity.

Well, guess I'll hit the cider mill tomorrow then. Always wanted to learn about apples.

Delete the app, encase the phone in concrete, drop the concrete cube in a volcano.