Tha Sharkblimp
banner
freshsqzdanny.bsky.social
Tha Sharkblimp
@freshsqzdanny.bsky.social
Shark/Various Species | that big fuckin fish they been talkin about | 26 | NSFW 18+ | @scudmum2.bsky.social my loaf 💙 | BLM ✊️, trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️
Pinned
My evil halloween transformation
I went to Cane's and got my usual combo and on the way back I decided to go to Dunkin to get some donuts and the person working there gave me 2 for free
a cartoon of lois griffin standing on a cliff says whoever you are thank you
ALT: a cartoon of lois griffin standing on a cliff says whoever you are thank you
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
flightreacts gif
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
scoob remover
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
idk what came over him he’s just doing some strange shit again
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
Magma is where I do my best work I think...
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Since @scudmum2.bsky.social did his share of business attire, I felt like I should show what I look like all boss-ified lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
first time going to the stupid monstrously large lower body contest I hope I win
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
just a bit of roo action on this fine evening
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
Final stretch, the management company just send us our final notice, just a little more can save us, please, if you have anything to spare.

Thank you.

ko-fi.com/deinferret
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Reiterating since I got some for late lunch today, I am still a registered Caniac that shit was fuckin GOOD
POV: casual conversation in front of the world's largest lava lamp (to me, it's just a normal lava lamp, curious!)
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
one last big fat scoob to round out the month

and if you ask me the month may not be the only thing rounding out by the looks of things
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
(cw: hyperpreg)

a wild night in with ur 600 pound shark bf has the potential to leave your guts in quite the strained state for a few days

or weeks

or months

not that I would know anyway
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Since @scudmum2.bsky.social posted his I will post mine...

Hello bro...
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
please leave all heavily frosted baked goods right on the edge of the counter trust me bro I won’t do nothing if you leave the room you can trust me I pinky promise I swear I’m honest
October 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
okay realistically there could be a number of factors that caused 2 carrot cakes left out on the counter to end up in my belly but none of them had anything to do with any deliberate effort on my part why would you even begin to think that
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
October 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I just finished Legends Z-A, I did like the experience thoroughly, and think this is one of the freshest feeling, funnest Pokemon games in over a decade, but I have 1 major complaint

If Legends Arceus had as much time in the oven that Z-A got, it would've cleared it by a country mile
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
those devilish matte blue gummies
October 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
October 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
traveling abroad

just how broad is anyone's guess really
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
March 4, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
I thought the halloween season was the perfect time to bring back my shark, it's been so long since the last time I drew him :*3
October 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
it bears repeating but it’s once again going to be a bad day for subs hoagies clubs and footlongs alike bc i woke up
October 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
top 10 things that are never getting finished ever
October 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Reposted by Tha Sharkblimp
drawings from my phone while at five nights at job
October 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM