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Cocktails and light refreshments to follow.
hey cool so where are you moving?
August 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
hey cool so where are you moving?
Weird way to spell "bar fight" but I'm glad you're ok!
August 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Weird way to spell "bar fight" but I'm glad you're ok!
Never seen this stuff... worth a try I guess!
August 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Never seen this stuff... worth a try I guess!
That actually sounds really good
August 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That actually sounds really good
Whoa I never would have thought to try that, but it worked! Thank you!!!
August 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Whoa I never would have thought to try that, but it worked! Thank you!!!
Wtf?
...ok, I'm in.
...ok, I'm in.
August 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Wtf?
...ok, I'm in.
...ok, I'm in.
Whoever tries to take your lunch money is in for *very* bad time
June 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Whoever tries to take your lunch money is in for *very* bad time
Ultimate Showdown vibes
June 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ultimate Showdown vibes
Oh my god. Yes. I have so many ideas.
Am I dumb/motivated enough to bring them to life? TBD
Am I dumb/motivated enough to bring them to life? TBD
May 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Oh my god. Yes. I have so many ideas.
Am I dumb/motivated enough to bring them to life? TBD
Am I dumb/motivated enough to bring them to life? TBD
Ughhhhhhhhhh my tomatoes aren't ready yet and I'm so jealous of you rn
May 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Ughhhhhhhhhh my tomatoes aren't ready yet and I'm so jealous of you rn
I want to walk about 500 yards straight ahead, lay down in the middle of that grass and stare up at the sky
May 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I want to walk about 500 yards straight ahead, lay down in the middle of that grass and stare up at the sky
"What else would you call the hole you shove rats into?"
April 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"What else would you call the hole you shove rats into?"
I mean hey doesn't sound half bad haha
April 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I mean hey doesn't sound half bad haha
I love all of these words. All of them.
April 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I love all of these words. All of them.
🎯🎯🎯
Personally I think it was Kilmer's best performance of his career, but I know I'm in the minority there
Personally I think it was Kilmer's best performance of his career, but I know I'm in the minority there
April 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
🎯🎯🎯
Personally I think it was Kilmer's best performance of his career, but I know I'm in the minority there
Personally I think it was Kilmer's best performance of his career, but I know I'm in the minority there
The Salton Sea is tragically underrated, I will die on this hill
April 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The Salton Sea is tragically underrated, I will die on this hill
Hahaha for real though
April 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hahaha for real though
We're trying to hire a new general counsel, please have your daughter submit an application
March 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
We're trying to hire a new general counsel, please have your daughter submit an application