Michellecee7
@freshe.bsky.social
Get your coat. We’re going.
Keep your porn-y pages and follower count campaigns to yourself. K?
Keep your porn-y pages and follower count campaigns to yourself. K?
It’s not Christmas until Robert hits the airwaves.
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It’s not Christmas until Robert hits the airwaves.
Or she had to stay with him a certain number of years to get the protections of a prenup.
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Or she had to stay with him a certain number of years to get the protections of a prenup.
Venezuela is on another continent.
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Venezuela is on another continent.
I’m guessing my pharmacist isn’t gonna stick to this one.
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’m guessing my pharmacist isn’t gonna stick to this one.
I’ll tell my pharmacist to put my drugs in 🍊💩🐷’s tab.
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’ll tell my pharmacist to put my drugs in 🍊💩🐷’s tab.
What he thinks stealth means.
December 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What he thinks stealth means.
Can't wait to see his take down of Millard Filmore.
If only his caregivers were capable of shame....
If only his caregivers were capable of shame....
December 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Can't wait to see his take down of Millard Filmore.
If only his caregivers were capable of shame....
If only his caregivers were capable of shame....
So edgy that an entire administration broadcasts their humiliation kink.
December 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So edgy that an entire administration broadcasts their humiliation kink.
Did someone with very shaky hands put on her lipstick?
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Did someone with very shaky hands put on her lipstick?
In songs by decades, what is the song from 1060? The medieval historian in me is dying to know!
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
In songs by decades, what is the song from 1060? The medieval historian in me is dying to know!
But this implies there IS an affordability problem.
I was promised this was a hoax by a very unreliable source.
I was promised this was a hoax by a very unreliable source.
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
But this implies there IS an affordability problem.
I was promised this was a hoax by a very unreliable source.
I was promised this was a hoax by a very unreliable source.
All of his ideas & tragically, mandates, are based on old wives' tale.
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
All of his ideas & tragically, mandates, are based on old wives' tale.
And not happening in out territory
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
And not happening in out territory
Wait till she sees all the crime an orange man in DC is doing.
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Wait till she sees all the crime an orange man in DC is doing.
We still have station wagons but today they’re called entry repriced SUVs.
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
We still have station wagons but today they’re called entry repriced SUVs.
When is ICE coming for Melania?
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
When is ICE coming for Melania?
I hope it smelled like women’s deodorant, had a used tissue in the pocket and old makeup on the collar when he got it.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I hope it smelled like women’s deodorant, had a used tissue in the pocket and old makeup on the collar when he got it.
We're watching an O. Henry story in real time....
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We're watching an O. Henry story in real time....
They cannot handle the humiliation of knowing they’re wrong.
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They cannot handle the humiliation of knowing they’re wrong.
Like comparing gasoline to candles.... an administration of buffoons who rely on us also being buffoons.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Like comparing gasoline to candles.... an administration of buffoons who rely on us also being buffoons.
To which France replied, "Qui est-elle?"
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
To which France replied, "Qui est-elle?"