One the one hand, you get to live rent-free in his mind.

On the other hand, it’s apparently a cramped and roach-infested studio apartment.

Brotato needs to read Article VI of the Constitution.

I’m so tired of these know-nothing, racist assholes appealing to the absolute worst impulses of the most willfully ignorant in this country.

Talk about selling past the close…

After the shock and denial comes anger, I think. We should brace ourselves.

Just like it wasn’t going to affect the East Wing, this isn’t the footprint of a ballroom, but of a palace. The final building will look nothing like the mockup.

Right? At this point it’s like endorsing the sun coming up tomorrow: might as well get on board.

But because my favorite part genuinely is leaving it all in the classroom, like almost all my colleagues, the admin can get away with it.

My favorite part of the gig (sarcasm font) is that despite leaving everything I have in the classroom only to have the admin treat the faculty not as a partner in the enterprise but as an obstacle to be broken and left shattered in the dust.

Jesus Christ. Sorry you had to deal with this sort of ridiculous blowback.

I am constantly reminded that one of the major reasons the Nazis were successful is that the various elements of the center and left were so busy attacking and devouring each other they didn’t engage the real threat.

Yes.

As Jon Stewart said years ago: “You can’t catch ‘the gay,’ but if you already have it, ‘the gay’ will always catch you.”

At least the Gestapo wore uniforms…

The court stenographers will fail the test.

Kudos from south of the border.

Oooh, I know this one!

She’s a partisan hack unqualified for her job.

(Reuse as necessary for any member of the Trump Administration).