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Freq Wrangler
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Audio Human. Generally Frustrated. Always Chilling.
One thing I'm really shocked by in the Epstein emails:

horribly written. 0 proofreading.
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

"President Trump has been officially diagnosed with Chronic Penis Insufficency"
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
July 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'm always amazed by Lars Ulrich.

Dude is SOOOOOOO bad at drums.
June 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"Did you hear the Pete Wentz died?"

"Wait, REALLY?!"

"Oh, no, wait: It was George Wendt"
May 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I just walked out of EWR (alive) and immediately saw some old white ladies shooting up at the rideshare pickup. The future is here.
May 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Weird to think that Hip Hop DJs never got into jumping around and doing a sort of interpretive dance to the sounds they're making.

It's REALLY COOL when EDM DJs do it, and it's weird to me that it wasn't introduced earlier into DJ culture.

I wonder why. 🤔🤔🤔
December 26, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Always grateful to not be the stinkiest person on the train.

The only down-side at all is that I have to *smell* the stinkiest person on the train.
July 19, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I know I could have gotten a better burrito elsewhere. I came here for the predictably bad vibes. And the air conditioning.
July 11, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Suck my dick, in the direction of travel...
June 13, 2024 at 4:43 AM
"I'd rather die than go to heaven" -William Murderface Murderface Murderface
June 10, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Apparently they're closing the "portal" between NYC & Dublin.

Apparently it's because people were doing "inappropriate things".

They built a hardwired Omegle connection, and are now, APPARENTLY surprised that bad stuff happened.
May 14, 2024 at 9:17 PM
April 6, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Playing a bit of MLB: The Show '24 tonight.

Watching Roberto Clemente check his Scouting Card was pretty funny.

Nothing will make me laugh as hard as pre-steroid Mark McGuire stepping up to the plate.
April 6, 2024 at 2:52 AM
No, you didn't just hear me fart.

I was watching a video of a red-hot ball of metal dropped into a jar of honey at 2.5x speed, and my earbuds disconnected.

You're right though, the sound of a red-hot ball of metal dropped into a jar of honey at 2.5x speed does SOUND like a really crazy fart.
March 9, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Not sure who to thank for this, but Primus is VERY present in the zeitgeist rn.

I've had no less than 5 conversations involving them in the past month where SOMEONE ELSE mentioned them.

PRIMUS SUCKS.
March 6, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I'm more and more convinced that the trajectory of our global "society" is downward, and that every attempt made to course-correct is doomed.

Or is it just Monday?

Nope, it's Tuesday.
February 27, 2024 at 10:14 PM
If you're a band, play the parts. If you have tracks, don't let them be more than 25% of the show.

It sucks so bad to watch members of a band play Karaoke of their own music.

I'd rather send you $40 for a T-Shirt than spend $30 to see that shit.

Ableton is not that cool.
November 16, 2023 at 3:53 AM
Nothing says "Friday Night Local Show" like stereo guitar and mono tracks.
November 3, 2023 at 11:27 PM
What's the name of that metal band Weird Al sang in?
November 3, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Bullshitters gon' bullshit.
October 30, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Rusted Root could not happen in 2023...
October 24, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Free idea: "Camp Lejeune" branded water bottles
October 22, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Fox News has a QR code on-screen to donate "To Israel" this morning.
October 13, 2023 at 3:28 PM
*Egotistical Pentatonic Solo*
October 13, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Been thinking about how "content creation" is the (terrifying, dystopian, late-but-not-late-enough-stage-capitalism) future.
October 5, 2023 at 5:06 PM