I'll be arking up!

Yep. All because I asked for the range hood to be replaced so we can use the cook top. It's been broken for nine months.

Baz front, Harley back. It's already started.

I actually created this image using AI. I was shocked at just how well it captured the brief!

Don't knock Freo town! It's come a long way since my grandad shovelled raw asbestos from the holds of ships with a hanky over his face.

Stopped for a burger and fries?

Anyone who goes by the name of JD is a cock head of the highest order.

Businesses who might need a migration agent to be more precise.