Yo this looks so good, immediately sent this to my obscure Asian horror movie friend and they ate the trailer right up.

To anyone who actually thinks that a passcode/password keeps a device safe, please supplement with biometrics, activation locks, or bitlockers. My record for breaking into a password protected macbook is less than a minute, using no tools or software.

Please set this stuff up, I beg you.

You clearly do have some interest, as you make a point to keep pretending that this misinformation is even remotely accurate. Shedding light on horseshit just makes the room smell worse.

Lying to people on the internet about things you don't understand is not a "difference in opion", it's malicious and rude. I work on Apple products every single day at my job, it is my literal job to know how these systems work. Please do not insult my intelligence by pretending this is "opinion".

If someone tells you that a company is running the largest international conspiracy known to man, then tells you that they are still a proud customer of that company, really take your time considering if they actually have your best interests in mind.

Anyone who tells you "Apple is lying to every single customer to illegaly collect data" but also says something like "I only use a passcode because that makes me safe, i trust that apple opted me out when i asked" is deeply unserious about security. The data is stored on your phone. That's it.

Apple does not collect Biometric data, end of story.

The 0.00001% of people who might get this are real ones

Howdy

It's truly embarassing. Folks couldn't do kink at pride discourse this year without sounding like they were on the side of Republicans currently banning pride events, so they must have saved all that energy up for this.