A French Monkey
@french-monkey.fr
🥖 He/Him - lvl42
🎮 Mid-life crisis, anime and video games
🇫🇷 Annoyingly French
🎮 Mid-life crisis, anime and video games
🇫🇷 Annoyingly French
What’s in it for me?
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
What’s in it for me?
The first 5 Dune books are among my favorite books.
Anything post emperor is still well worth a read.
What I love most about Dune is that it does not stop at “Paul was the chosen one and became emperor”
Anything post emperor is still well worth a read.
What I love most about Dune is that it does not stop at “Paul was the chosen one and became emperor”
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The first 5 Dune books are among my favorite books.
Anything post emperor is still well worth a read.
What I love most about Dune is that it does not stop at “Paul was the chosen one and became emperor”
Anything post emperor is still well worth a read.
What I love most about Dune is that it does not stop at “Paul was the chosen one and became emperor”
Children of Dune? A small downgrade from Messiah but still a fun read IMO
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Children of Dune? A small downgrade from Messiah but still a fun read IMO
Thanks you too!
The day will be busy that’s for sure!
The day will be busy that’s for sure!
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Thanks you too!
The day will be busy that’s for sure!
The day will be busy that’s for sure!
I only moved 1 bookshelf and all my books are still in cardboard boxes
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I only moved 1 bookshelf and all my books are still in cardboard boxes
How about a nude bookshelf?
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
How about a nude bookshelf?
You never know what can bring business…
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You never know what can bring business…
There is no bad moment to wish a good morning.
Good morning!
Good morning!
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
There is no bad moment to wish a good morning.
Good morning!
Good morning!
I wore my strong bad hoodie for years… I’m sad it’s not on sale.
*Insert Strong Sad joke*
*Insert Strong Sad joke*
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I wore my strong bad hoodie for years… I’m sad it’s not on sale.
*Insert Strong Sad joke*
*Insert Strong Sad joke*
I once had a snail stuck on my car
I found it getting out of my car during a quick stop at a gas station
I put it on the grass 400 miles away from where he came
My head canon is that it became a great conqueror and lord of the snails in its new region
I found it getting out of my car during a quick stop at a gas station
I put it on the grass 400 miles away from where he came
My head canon is that it became a great conqueror and lord of the snails in its new region
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I once had a snail stuck on my car
I found it getting out of my car during a quick stop at a gas station
I put it on the grass 400 miles away from where he came
My head canon is that it became a great conqueror and lord of the snails in its new region
I found it getting out of my car during a quick stop at a gas station
I put it on the grass 400 miles away from where he came
My head canon is that it became a great conqueror and lord of the snails in its new region
Damn
My balance is ruined
I hope the snakes eat it
My balance is ruined
I hope the snakes eat it
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Damn
My balance is ruined
I hope the snakes eat it
My balance is ruined
I hope the snakes eat it
I pick snakes
I’m lazy
I’m lazy
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I pick snakes
I’m lazy
I’m lazy
No, but out of all the dog breeds I have encountered poodles were always the most unstable
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
No, but out of all the dog breeds I have encountered poodles were always the most unstable
It’s basically a 4 to 5 hours affair, retro platforming with 90s charm galore
So…
So…
kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .
Alt: kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .
Saying “do it”
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It’s basically a 4 to 5 hours affair, retro platforming with 90s charm galore
So…
So…
It depends on the animals
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It depends on the animals
Arzette? It is actually quite fun!
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Arzette? It is actually quite fun!
I am so happy FMV games are back.
I hope they release it on CD-I,
I hope they release it on CD-I,
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I am so happy FMV games are back.
I hope they release it on CD-I,
I hope they release it on CD-I,
I wish she was a healer. Threatening people to get better “or else”.
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I wish she was a healer. Threatening people to get better “or else”.