Can't do that, that would seem reasonable

Looking at you, Microsoft Windows API

my brain: "but they have DMs here" — (I keep forgetting that they broke the UK internet)

"liberati"? That's a new one to me

(LOL)

ah they did, but something's not right here

If this were true (which I doubt) it would be something about sections of street without a bus lane getting more congested because of another section of street with a bus lane somewhere else

Making us associate the word "smart" with showing ads on fridge doors was one hell of a trick

On this app we call bread rolls mbappés

Maybe they cycled between "wouldn't it be funny", "wouldn't it be cool" and "wouldn't it be holy" every generation or two

Reminds me of a certain playing card

crucible

Because your infrastructure is lava