Trying to explain to a cishet dude that i am a man in the way any man is a man BUT if we lived in a world where gender diversity was more accepted & widespread id prob identify as nonbinary (along with most people we know) is like trying to explain the ocean to someone whos only ever swam in pools

LIKE THESE but instead of being some reference or intelligible commentary it was Actual dream shit, like "you're awake! whales are controlling the government? all of your past crushes are caterpillars now? hank green is a furry and his fursona is a giraffe? What the fuck are you talking about?"

Apparently all it takes for me to get a crush on someone now is them calling me sweet and sugar daddy-ing me an uber home and ill do Anything for them what happened to my standards??

And they have to let you be gay. I dont need quasi-polycules like in Miitotpia thats fine but please let the miis be queer

High and dreaming of owning seafoam green appliances

Please

"remember how you dropped 10k on my top surgery almost a decade ago? heres your chance to buy me the perfect pen1s for just a couple hundred!"

If this doesnt get me extremely buff it will not be worth the extreme anxiety its bringing me

next-day cole realizing that signing up for a boxing class means i actually have to attend it

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how many points do i lose for hooking up with (someone i considered to be) a lovely man who smoked weed post-coitus and immediately became fixated on cryptocurrency

Wise and well thought 👍

We got a full chocolate milk anarchist over here