I enjoy moderate walks on the beach (in waterproof shoes with appropriate arch support for my plantar fasciitis).

Is this my life now? Taking pictures of the TV while watching recorded Shark Week episodes so I can Google image search a jacket

I don’t like this show, but if you come hate watch it with me, I will like it more.

90’s kids- who remembers playing Wall Ball?? It was the OG Pickleball! #nostalgia #wbw

When did everyone learn the nato alphabet? I must’ve missed that day. I know Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, but I have to make up other ones on the spot and feel like an idiot. “X as in…All My Exes Live in Texas…” #NATO #unexpectedGeorgeStraight

It’s the gecko’s house. We’re just visiting. #floridavacay #whereswaldo

5/5 Until now, I have never revealed my (non) relationship to Dave Thomas. A couple years ago, I received a special dose of karma when a SPICY nugget got mixed into my crispy pack. The kicker? I hadn’t even heard there were spicy ones yet!! #wendys #sponsoredpost #justkidding #freenuggets4life

4/5 In HS, a teammate, who must’ve heard about GPap DT’s passing on Kidd Kraddick, interrupted my convo to offer condolences. I swiftly & solemnly accepted the kind words. My friend was amazed; I hadn’t even heard the news yet! #wendys #doyourememberdavethomas #iwastheworst #freenuggets4life

3/5 The following year, a guy friend asked my mom if Dave Thomas was my step-grandfather, trying to catch me in the lie. Never having heard a word about the subject, without missing a beat she’s all, “Sure...of course he is…” #wendys #wingmom #freenuggets4life

2/5 It didn’t take much convincing TBH; it’s like they NEEDED to believe. I was basically Richie Rich. My grandparents were divorced, which helped even me buy into the fantasy. #wendys #nuggetnepotism #freenuggets4life

1/5 In 7th grade for no apparent reason, I convinced many of my peers that I was the step-granddaughter of Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers. #wendys #stepneice? #freenuggets4life