Area man calls fire department to put out the fire he set.

Good point. And the map I saw could re-draw me into a district that runs all the way from me here in Castleton down to the southeast corner on the Ohio River

SO GLAD I was re-drawn out of her district.

Ties him with Edge for most all-time by a Colt. Adam and Kurt wanted to make that very clear LOL

Or could this be a very bad mangling of the quote from Tombstone: "You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?"

If you asked me for a list of words to describe football, "pageantry" would be nowhere near it.

Rapid unscheduled disassembly coming up

Wow, sounds like something a snowflake would do, but hey what do I know?

Boop the snoot, then go from there 😜