Free Range and Feral
Free Range and Feral
@freerangeandferal.bsky.social
Making academia accessible.
Update I have drawn both my dissertation chair and my grad school best friend into my personal vendetta.
June 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This is how we get decades long academic feuds
June 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Can I retroactively review 2 this shit
June 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
That’s just your opinion ass bullshit my opinion is peer reviewed and published fuckass
June 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
@ me when you collect your own data and write your own R packages
June 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You did not do your own research you parroted whatever the microphone man said into your AirPod
June 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Louder does not equal right and fuck your random dude with a microphone I have a fucking doctorate
June 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
“Are you having trouble coping with your anxiety?”

“I have a masters degree and a doctorate.”

“Fair. Same. Let me know if you need to reup your atarax.”
June 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Now that I am solidly “my newer doctors are close to my own age” years old I don’t have to smile and reassure them that my mental health assessment isn’t worrisome. Saying “I finished grad school in 2020” is enough.
June 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
New rheumatologist got a solid 3/10 when she looked at my inflammation markers and said “Damn girl what kinda zebra shit is this??” but 1000/10 for style tbh.
June 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Update I did send the screenshot but also noted “Hi there, I actually already applied and heard back regarding this position. Message below. I hope you find the perfect candidate.”
May 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
(Because I tailored that resume and cover letter better than my own wedding dress)
May 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
(So like…maybe update your ATS keywords)
May 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
(They DMd me after I had already applied and been rejected)
May 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
“I fucked up”

Quit adding columns in your spreadsheet if you’re not making sure your formulas are referencing the right one.
May 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
“No one else can do it like you”

Oh my god you idiot just Save As>PDF.
May 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“Girl I miss you”

Were the data mean to you, baby?
May 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM