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@freepizza4life.bsky.social
I possess an endless hunger for both pizza as well as the Void.
Now I know why the greeks made statues
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Now I know why the greeks made statues
Blessed be the mass
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Blessed be the mass
Instructions unclear I burned my balls with melted butter
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Instructions unclear I burned my balls with melted butter
I missed the sign up sheet again? Fucking windows 98
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I missed the sign up sheet again? Fucking windows 98
Please my head next
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Please my head next
I don't need context I need an extended directors cut
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I don't need context I need an extended directors cut
Congratulations y'all! 🎉🎉🎉
October 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Congratulations y'all! 🎉🎉🎉
Yes sir, don't have to tell me twice
October 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Yes sir, don't have to tell me twice
I genuinely followed you for your irreverent shit posts, I had no idea about your titty game goddamn
October 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I genuinely followed you for your irreverent shit posts, I had no idea about your titty game goddamn
Honestly the black and white is better, for some reason it draws my eyes in longer and makes me focus on small details, but you're hot as fuck in both
October 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Honestly the black and white is better, for some reason it draws my eyes in longer and makes me focus on small details, but you're hot as fuck in both
Alright but let's get pizza after
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Alright but let's get pizza after
Someone keep Kristi Noem away at all times
October 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Someone keep Kristi Noem away at all times
Oh shoot, I just thought of something, you could demolish as Gilgamesh from Civ 6
October 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Oh shoot, I just thought of something, you could demolish as Gilgamesh from Civ 6
I pour a little maple syrup on some parchment paper and freeze it, then dip it in pancake batter and fry for an easy fun way to feel something again.
September 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I pour a little maple syrup on some parchment paper and freeze it, then dip it in pancake batter and fry for an easy fun way to feel something again.
You see that's the actual point, so they can retroactively declare anyone they round up as 'antifa' and throw them in CECOT
September 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You see that's the actual point, so they can retroactively declare anyone they round up as 'antifa' and throw them in CECOT
Jesus thought I was on my Morphs feed for second, amazing work boss
September 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Jesus thought I was on my Morphs feed for second, amazing work boss
What an exceptionally whiny bitch he is
September 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
What an exceptionally whiny bitch he is
Hey, if AI wrote this, stop. If a human wrote this, start using AI.
September 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Hey, if AI wrote this, stop. If a human wrote this, start using AI.
Thought my feeds got mixed up at first
September 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Thought my feeds got mixed up at first
Agreed, no idea how to fix it
September 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Agreed, no idea how to fix it
Tide Pods was Instagram and TikTok, a good decade+ after MySpace was sold.
September 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Tide Pods was Instagram and TikTok, a good decade+ after MySpace was sold.