100 years of quadratini. What an achievement!

New/Next, the film fest here in Baltimore I program and co-founded, returns for edition 3.0, October 2-5.

All-access passes are now on sale. Missing out would be such a sadness…

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cc: @newnextfilmfest.bsky.social

Ever since I was young, I only wanted one thing: to find a body

At this point I’ll probably never stand on stage in front of a medium-sized crowd of attractive people and sing a beautiful, metaphorical song with my guitar and finish it, step back to the mic, and say ‘that was one of my Buddhist songs.’ It’s frankly hard to imagine that could happen now.

There’s a new plastic surgery that makes your hair always look wet

Just sew the polonium into my elasticated inseam and get it over with already

RFK will ask us to boil our combs weekly and I’m here for it.

If you are a man, do not skip this phase. Some of the key experiences can only happen if you have this look.

Had to surrender a hard drive to the feds today. Only had time to grab one file :

My mental health has 180’d on bluesky and now i eat tornado eggs 3x a day

It took so long for Americans to figure out they could shoot at airplanes for fun. There are no laws, only norms.

Tried out a recipe from the Zelda. I’m currently at 0 followers but not for long after they see this undubious food!

Honey we could start all over