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Tim Cook presents a plaque to show that Apple is happy to bend the knee
October 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Excuse me, but I read that the Post is a bastion of objectivity.
July 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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"Thousands." Sheesh, I thought I was bad at math.
New York Times headine declares "Thousands Mobilize for 'No Kings' Demonstration"
June 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Thanked my kid for my Mother's Day present (part of it, anyway)
May 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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New Year's nap resolutions are made harder by humans walking in and out of the room. Settle down, humans! Have a seat.
A fluffy brown dog on a blue ottoman rests his chin on a Lambchop toy. The dog's eyes are not quite closed because he has to supervise the humans who keep entering and leaving the room.
January 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Dog experiences Exciting Things.

Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 10:40 AM
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Dog dreams of Exciting Things
December 24, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Dog heads north to celebrate Christmas with a larger group of admirers
A fluffy brown dog stands next to a yellow bollard and gets snowed on. The snow that has already fallen comes up to his ankles.
December 24, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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Dog's final human returned at last. Sleepover!
A fluffy brown dog is asleep on a trundle bed for a bed with a black metal frame occupied by someone whose toes are just barely visible.
December 22, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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Dog rejects human obsession with pushing chairs in after meals
A fluffy brown dog with white paws has wedged his head under the side stretcher of a wooden chair
December 21, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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Dog went to groomer, emerging clean and soft but without paw tufts.
Neatly trimmed white paws of fluffy brown dog lying on textured gray rug
December 20, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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If you're too tired to hold your head up, rest your chin on an ottoman
December 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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Dog safety position
A fluffy brown dog with white chest hair and toes lies on a gray bed and blue blanket with the top of his head smushed into a baseboard
December 19, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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Dog cleverly using plush toy, indistinguishable from his own fur, as neck pillow.

A guy needs his beauty sleep.
A fluffy brown dog is lying on his side on a pale green rug with gold arcs. A gray and brown stuffed animal is poking out next to the dog's neck, its fur matted as though someone had been chewing on it.
December 17, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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It's Toe Beans and Tufts Monday!
The white paws of a brown dog display epic toe beans and tuftage.
December 16, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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Only the most perceptive people will be able to distinguish brown dog from brown floor
Head of a fluffy brown dog lying on a wood floor
December 16, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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Meal-related injustice persists
A fluffy brown dog rests his head between his white paws surrounded by wooden chair legs and a table pedestal. Apparent wistfulness may be caused by lack of food
December 14, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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Dog makes do with an ottoman but really wishes a human would come be the big spoon
A fluffy brown dog with white Seussish paws is lying on his side with his shoulders pushed against the base of a cream ottoman
December 13, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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Can't begin to describe the day he's had. Still managed to curl up into a tight little nugget.

Is "hero" too strong?
December 13, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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Dog appears to have zero paws or toe beans after converting self to furry snake.

Still a good boy though
Curve of long, shiny brown fur on a pale green rug. Small flap at top of frame, possibly an ear
December 11, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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Exhausted from foiling The Woman's attempt to get a good toe-bean shot, dog falls asleep with back paws propped in a doorway.
A mound of brown dog floof in a doorway
December 10, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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Dog ponders lush neck fur and convenient placement of same vis-a-vis anyone sitting on sofa. Wonders where human with commitment to scratching could be.
A brown dog lounges on a blue ottoman and rests his head against the arm of the adjacent pale green sofa, which is unoccupied.
December 9, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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Dog, a fan of Jorts, demonstrates that he too is very baby. Not pictured but there: support for workers' rights.
A fluffy brown dog with a white chest, surrounded by large Lambchop, blue blanket, and faux branch chef toy, lies on his back with curled paws.
December 9, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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Dog ponders his many responsibilities after helping cut the bottom of the Christmas tree
A fluffy brown dog with a white chest and feet sits on a stone patio with brick border
December 7, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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Daycare report card includes evidence of dog making friends.
Three dogs stand on a gray floor: a tortoiseshell short-haired dog looking to the right, a larger curly cream-colored dog looking at the camera out of the corner of their eye, and a fluffy brown dog with white chest and toes looking at the other two dogs
December 6, 2024 at 12:16 PM