Whenever I try to dial my parents house (my childhood phone number) I invariably dial my own cell phone number first by accident. I can still remember my two best friends' home numbers but I haven't used them in decades.

During which world war did you say?? Lol

Give him the Nobel for the Shoe Event Horizon, if anything, actually. We can execute the AI execs either way.

As long as they're the first against the wall when the revolution comes...

The people you shouldn't forgive are the ones who voted for Trump. I'll never forget the way the Democratic Party treated me and the Bernie wing of the party in 2016, but I don't blame them for electing Trump, that was the Trump voters.

How would my vote have changed the electoral map, living as I do in a state that voted blue? Would they have assigned extra-special bonus electors because we really tried so hard? Or would the outcome have been the same?

Send in the hypaspists!