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The Information Economy became the Pathological Gibberish Economy. And Lo, it was not good, but it was monetisable.

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White House Press Secretionist Karoline Leakspittle smilingly reminds us that her leader is great and powerful.

#usdemocracy #nokings #uspoli
October 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
October 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Detested Conservative leader Pierre Palaver, who has earned a gold-plated pension after decades of being an also-ran who achieved nothing, still has not found a way to convince Canadians that he is more than just an empty, bloviating MAGA shitbird peddling imported slogans.

#cdnpoli #canada
October 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
US Presiking Dumbold Turnip is reportedly angry that he hasn't won any Nobel Prizes. "These idiots in Norwegia should recognise all my achievements. I solved all the wars! Maybe Antifa controls Norwegia. It's probably a burning disaster like a Democrat city. Or Canada."

#uspoli #cdnpoli #canada
October 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
September 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
September 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
MAGA groupie and un-Canadian Premier of Alberta Delusionelle Smith told reporters that her government is committed to revising the guidelines for books to be banned — because healthy sexuality is something Albertans can best learn only from the UCP.

#cdnpoli #abpoli #canada #canadastrong
September 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"There is no Constitutional crisis — we simply do whatever the President wants." — Shameful Crony Barrett
September 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Pathologically vile US Presiking Dumbold Turnip told reporters that if China's Xi, Russia's Putin, and North Korea's Kim are going to meet in Beijing and plot to weaken and destroy the USA, it seems unfair that they didn't invite him.

#usdemocracy #uspoli #cdnpoli #canadastrong #krasnov
September 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The Dani Party ruled Oilberta kindly and justly. The new nation was a libertarian paradise. Other provinces were damned to hellfire by dictatorship and scary progressive people who ruined their communities with schooling, vaccines, solar power, wind power, and social services.
#cdnpoli #abpoli
September 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Petroleosexual MAGA groupie and un-Canadian Premier of Alberta Delusionelle Smith told reporters that educators in the province must stop maliciously interpreting the ill-conceived and often unintelligible directives given by her government of strong Conservative half-wits.

#cdnpoli #abpoli
September 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"The Talk of the World" —
August 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Petroleum industry lobbyist, MAGA groupie, Un-Canadian Party leader, and performative Premier of #Alberta Delusionelle Smith has bad jeans.

#cdnpoli #abpoli #canadastrong
August 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
MAGA groupie and un-Canadian Premier of #Alberta Delusionelle Smith has explained that Albertans don't need free public health care because they are more concerned about their First Amendment rights and the urgent sovereignty requirements of the Oil and Gas Industry.

#cdnpoli #abpoli #canadastrong
August 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Every statement by Press Secretionist Karoline Leavitt —
August 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Daft and vile US Presiking Dumbold Turnip told journalists that many American voters "would love to have a dictator who is tough on crime", but did not specify whether these same people are concerned about the crimes of a crazed thug and his incompetent cronies in the White House.

#uspoli #cdpoli
August 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
How the EU leaders and Zelensky really feel about the US right now —
August 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
US Viscous-President HB (Hillbilly) Vance told an NBC reporter that every major conflict in human history has involved "some kind of negotiation", unless it involved MAGA being right and everyone else in the world being wrong.

#uspoli #cdnpoli #usdemocracy
August 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Here is his portrait with EU leaders and Zelensky —
August 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Canadians across the country collectively winced today on news that Conservative driveller Pierre Palaver has won the riding of Battle River—Crowfoot. Voters worried about the economy and US influence can rely on Palaver to flood Parliament with his usual asinine codswallop.

#cdnpoli #canada
August 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
EU Leaders and Ukraine President Zelensky had an unpleasant and embarrassing encounter at the White House today —

#uspoli #eupoli #cdnpoli #ukraine #usdemocracy #canadastrong
August 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Vile and daft US Presiking Dumbold Turnip told EU leaders and Ukraine President Zelensky today that a cease-fire is not necessary for peace talks any more than halting a rape is necessary before proceeding to blame the rape victim.

#uspoli #eupoli #cdnpoli #canadastrong #ukraine #usdemocracy
August 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Alberta Premier Delusionelle Smith told citizens attending her Alberta Next separatist roadshow that she would consider revising some of the incompetent legislation that her inept Un-Canadian Party government has passed, but only if the Federal Government can be blamed for it.

#cdnpoli #abpoli
August 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Pathologically vile and daft US Presiking Dumbold Turnip invited the bloody-handed Russian dictator to US soil and demonstrated The Art of the KNEEL.

#uspoli #eupoli #cdnpoli #canadastrong #usdemocracy
August 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Two vile dictators met today —

#uspoli #eupoli #cdnpoli #usdemocracy
August 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM