Pinned
" I ain't that bad at this. "
not when it came to breakfast at least. but he won't refuse the ingredients and extra hands.
" you think you can do better then? "
not when it came to breakfast at least. but he won't refuse the ingredients and extra hands.
" you think you can do better then? "
“ and let you burn down the kitchen? ”
yelena teased as she loved to the fridge. grabbing the eggs and bacon.
yelena teased as she loved to the fridge. grabbing the eggs and bacon.
he glances over, catching the smallest glimpse of her pulling her hair up. better make room.
" sure. thought you'd have wanted me to treat you or somethin'. "
" sure. thought you'd have wanted me to treat you or somethin'. "
May 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
" I ain't that bad at this. "
not when it came to breakfast at least. but he won't refuse the ingredients and extra hands.
" you think you can do better then? "
not when it came to breakfast at least. but he won't refuse the ingredients and extra hands.
" you think you can do better then? "
even as a joke this is annoying. people really care how i take care of my hair?
( a few blinks, he believes it, but it's still other worldly to him. )
i'm gonna hate this.
( a few blinks, he believes it, but it's still other worldly to him. )
i'm gonna hate this.
May 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
even as a joke this is annoying. people really care how i take care of my hair?
( a few blinks, he believes it, but it's still other worldly to him. )
i'm gonna hate this.
( a few blinks, he believes it, but it's still other worldly to him. )
i'm gonna hate this.
he glances over, catching the smallest glimpse of her pulling her hair up. better make room.
" sure. thought you'd have wanted me to treat you or somethin'. "
" sure. thought you'd have wanted me to treat you or somethin'. "
a small snicker as she followed behind.
locks being pulled into a ponytail.
“ let me help you. ”
locks being pulled into a ponytail.
“ let me help you. ”
not what he meant.
but he's trapped himself now. he seems dead in the eyes, this morning was something.
" yeah - yeah yeah. " off to the stove he goes.
but he's trapped himself now. he seems dead in the eyes, this morning was something.
" yeah - yeah yeah. " off to the stove he goes.
May 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
he glances over, catching the smallest glimpse of her pulling her hair up. better make room.
" sure. thought you'd have wanted me to treat you or somethin'. "
" sure. thought you'd have wanted me to treat you or somethin'. "
think i'd sooner swallow my whole arm.
May 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
think i'd sooner swallow my whole arm.
oh wow. been almost a century and i'm finally getting some good press.
( pursed lips, feigned excitement. )
( pursed lips, feigned excitement. )
May 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
oh wow. been almost a century and i'm finally getting some good press.
( pursed lips, feigned excitement. )
( pursed lips, feigned excitement. )
your words, not mine.
May 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
your words, not mine.
not what he meant.
but he's trapped himself now. he seems dead in the eyes, this morning was something.
" yeah - yeah yeah. " off to the stove he goes.
but he's trapped himself now. he seems dead in the eyes, this morning was something.
" yeah - yeah yeah. " off to the stove he goes.
“ you cook? ”
a brow rose.
“ by all means. ”
a brow rose.
“ by all means. ”
" great. "
guess at this point it didn't matter how he got there. didn't hurt anyone, right?
" mh... breakfast? "
guess at this point it didn't matter how he got there. didn't hurt anyone, right?
" mh... breakfast? "
May 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
not what he meant.
but he's trapped himself now. he seems dead in the eyes, this morning was something.
" yeah - yeah yeah. " off to the stove he goes.
but he's trapped himself now. he seems dead in the eyes, this morning was something.
" yeah - yeah yeah. " off to the stove he goes.
at least i swung.
May 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
at least i swung.
" great. "
guess at this point it didn't matter how he got there. didn't hurt anyone, right?
" mh... breakfast? "
guess at this point it didn't matter how he got there. didn't hurt anyone, right?
" mh... breakfast? "
“ we did not. ”
she took a long sip of water as she gazed up. still trying to hold in her laughter.
“ i woke up and you were there. hogging the entire bed. ”
she took a long sip of water as she gazed up. still trying to hold in her laughter.
“ i woke up and you were there. hogging the entire bed. ”
he's stood with a baffled look. was it that funny? wait - was /he/ that funny?
" look dunno how I ended up in your bed and I'm just trying to figure it out, never said easy or - yeah of course I'd wine and dine. hell I wouldn't have even expected anything -- "
" look dunno how I ended up in your bed and I'm just trying to figure it out, never said easy or - yeah of course I'd wine and dine. hell I wouldn't have even expected anything -- "
May 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
" great. "
guess at this point it didn't matter how he got there. didn't hurt anyone, right?
" mh... breakfast? "
guess at this point it didn't matter how he got there. didn't hurt anyone, right?
" mh... breakfast? "
he's stood with a baffled look. was it that funny? wait - was /he/ that funny?
" look dunno how I ended up in your bed and I'm just trying to figure it out, never said easy or - yeah of course I'd wine and dine. hell I wouldn't have even expected anything -- "
" look dunno how I ended up in your bed and I'm just trying to figure it out, never said easy or - yeah of course I'd wine and dine. hell I wouldn't have even expected anything -- "
a loud snort.
“ are you asking if we had sex?! ”
oh, it took everything not to burst into laughter as she grabbed a water bottle from the fridge.
“ i am not easy woman, barnes. besides, didn’t you wine and dine women before? ”
“ are you asking if we had sex?! ”
oh, it took everything not to burst into laughter as she grabbed a water bottle from the fridge.
“ i am not easy woman, barnes. besides, didn’t you wine and dine women before? ”
he drops his hands, a roll of the eyes. please don't make him spell it out - but maybe it was nothing if she had to ask?
" nothing. just forget it. you seem awful calm about finding me in your bed. /now/ at least. "
" nothing. just forget it. you seem awful calm about finding me in your bed. /now/ at least. "
May 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
he's stood with a baffled look. was it that funny? wait - was /he/ that funny?
" look dunno how I ended up in your bed and I'm just trying to figure it out, never said easy or - yeah of course I'd wine and dine. hell I wouldn't have even expected anything -- "
" look dunno how I ended up in your bed and I'm just trying to figure it out, never said easy or - yeah of course I'd wine and dine. hell I wouldn't have even expected anything -- "
Reposted by ──── 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐑.
he drops his hands, a roll of the eyes. please don't make him spell it out - but maybe it was nothing if she had to ask?
" nothing. just forget it. you seem awful calm about finding me in your bed. /now/ at least. "
" nothing. just forget it. you seem awful calm about finding me in your bed. /now/ at least. "
a brow rose as she moved to the kitchen.
calling out.
“ what do you mean weird? ”
calling out.
“ what do you mean weird? ”
" not usually. "
he's rubbing the back of his head with a brow quirked. couldn't remember if he ever really /did/.
" . . . nothin' weird happened, did it? "
he's rubbing the back of his head with a brow quirked. couldn't remember if he ever really /did/.
" . . . nothin' weird happened, did it? "
May 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
he drops his hands, a roll of the eyes. please don't make him spell it out - but maybe it was nothing if she had to ask?
" nothing. just forget it. you seem awful calm about finding me in your bed. /now/ at least. "
" nothing. just forget it. you seem awful calm about finding me in your bed. /now/ at least. "
" not usually. "
he's rubbing the back of his head with a brow quirked. couldn't remember if he ever really /did/.
" . . . nothin' weird happened, did it? "
he's rubbing the back of his head with a brow quirked. couldn't remember if he ever really /did/.
" . . . nothin' weird happened, did it? "
“ you tell me. sleep walk? ”
yelena stood up, stretching with a yawn. balled fists moved to rub as exhausted hazel hues.
yelena stood up, stretching with a yawn. balled fists moved to rub as exhausted hazel hues.
" fine ! fine ! sheesus. "
up he goes - untangling himself from the mess of their body parts, dusting himself off.
" how did i get in here - ? "
up he goes - untangling himself from the mess of their body parts, dusting himself off.
" how did i get in here - ? "
May 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
" not usually. "
he's rubbing the back of his head with a brow quirked. couldn't remember if he ever really /did/.
" . . . nothin' weird happened, did it? "
he's rubbing the back of his head with a brow quirked. couldn't remember if he ever really /did/.
" . . . nothin' weird happened, did it? "
" fine ! fine ! sheesus. "
up he goes - untangling himself from the mess of their body parts, dusting himself off.
" how did i get in here - ? "
up he goes - untangling himself from the mess of their body parts, dusting himself off.
" how did i get in here - ? "
“ out. of. my. bed. ”
blonde locks were a mess now as she sat up, trying to blow them out of her face.
blonde locks were a mess now as she sat up, trying to blow them out of her face.
another guttural sound escapes him as she yanks him down, hands quickly attempting to stop him from hitting his face.
" hey ! ! "
" hey ! ! "
May 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
" fine ! fine ! sheesus. "
up he goes - untangling himself from the mess of their body parts, dusting himself off.
" how did i get in here - ? "
up he goes - untangling himself from the mess of their body parts, dusting himself off.
" how did i get in here - ? "
Reposted by ──── 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐑.
another guttural sound escapes him as she yanks him down, hands quickly attempting to stop him from hitting his face.
" hey ! ! "
" hey ! ! "
a hand moved to grab him by the collar of his shirt, yanking him onto the floor.
that gets him up quick. shit - didn't mean for her to get /hurt/ over that.
" yelena? you alright? "
" yelena? you alright? "
May 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
another guttural sound escapes him as she yanks him down, hands quickly attempting to stop him from hitting his face.
" hey ! ! "
" hey ! ! "
Reposted by ──── 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐑.
Reposted by ──── 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐑.
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that gets him up quick. shit - didn't mean for her to get /hurt/ over that.
" yelena? you alright? "
" yelena? you alright? "
“ you have a bed! ”
yelena kicked only to find herself having rolled onto the floor with a loud thud.
“ . . . ”
yelena kicked only to find herself having rolled onto the floor with a loud thud.
“ . . . ”
a grunt - then another, but then a long groan followed by some lazy swatting.
" nhh - c'mon, what's it matter ? it's too comfy to move now. "
" nhh - c'mon, what's it matter ? it's too comfy to move now. "
May 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
that gets him up quick. shit - didn't mean for her to get /hurt/ over that.
" yelena? you alright? "
" yelena? you alright? "
a grunt - then another, but then a long groan followed by some lazy swatting.
" nhh - c'mon, what's it matter ? it's too comfy to move now. "
" nhh - c'mon, what's it matter ? it's too comfy to move now. "
she grunted as her feet pushed into @freedomstallion.bsky.social’s back softly.
“ feel asleep in the wrong bed! ”
the sleepy russian grumbled.
“ feel asleep in the wrong bed! ”
the sleepy russian grumbled.
May 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
a grunt - then another, but then a long groan followed by some lazy swatting.
" nhh - c'mon, what's it matter ? it's too comfy to move now. "
" nhh - c'mon, what's it matter ? it's too comfy to move now. "
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