I'm not misunderremembering, it was always "Epstain"

Thank you for your service Mister President! REAL America salutes you!

OMG wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if 47+ put like an actual THRONE in his big ballroom? Then he just sat napping in his throneroom and you'd like kneel-crawl 2 beg as he pardoned any who do crimes 4 him? And do war on cities? And defund everything your congress passed? Wouldn't that totally own the libs?

If you're not a Tariffist, you're probably a Terrorist.

loserbored.com#Tariffs

Is it 'Kill Infrastructure Week' again already?

loserbored.com#Cancel-Culture

The Market Has Spoken. Mamdani's mamdate is clear.

Is the heat off for financial crimes too? Asking for a friend...

loserbored.com#FBI-Reassigned

Keep the concrete wet - maybe you can "bury" another filebox full of "wives". Catch my drift? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge, say no more, say no more.

loserbored.com#Dancing-Queen

Just remember - it's "ALL HALLOWS' EVE" not "Happy Hallowdays"

We've replaced Americans' imported Argentinian Beef with Folgers Soy Burgers - let's see if they notice.

The Emperor has no close.

It started with a simple dream... a dream of arresting 50,000 Democrats.

loserbored.com#Mass-Deporta...

TEN Benghazi investigations TOTALLY EXONERATED Hillary - shouldn't she get at least as much?

loserbored.com#DOJackpot

How could Democrats give Obamacare to Ineligibles if Trump already mass-deported them on DAY ONE?

loserbored.com#Shutdown

Some cities are so dangerous, a busload of Weekend Reservists should do it.

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