That's brilliant.

What might those be?

That's the way you do it. Don't give people airtime to lie.

Pete's in charge of giving medals. He's not in charge of history.

So let me get this straight. We will welcome immigrants, provided they are ostriches?

The NY Times should get credit for doing the investigative piece that led to all of this. It was their research.

As a Christian, I find his continued efforts to associate himself with the Bible absolutely appalling. How many commandments have you broken today, dude?

I knew the answer to that question five words in.

I recognized it was a joke. I was also joking. I am also searching for light moments in a world of darkness.