A senator and a doctor. They don’t care.

With infinitely more style

Lying puffer fish

If only every toddler diagnosed with cancer had been given a membership to Orange Theory.

Snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory

Covid checks redux

Of course Mikey had torture dungeon fantasies.

Primary voters better do their job since this schmuck won’t do the honorable thing. His meteoric rise never felt right.

Great, now when you win, MAGA will claim the cats voted.

We’re witnessing the failure to MAGA pipeline in real time.

Fall semester, freshman year, mandatory English Lit course, I was seated next to Alan Dershowitz’s nephew. On the days he bothered to show, the filibustering on a book he clearly hadn’t read was interminable and insufferable, confidence through the roof, self-awareness zip.

Taking the circuitous route to repeat the trope that Jewish people, and those who support them, are “frugal” while people who support social programs are necessarily, by contrast, Jew-haters is still antisemitic AF.