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I love when simple order confirmation emails use shock language. Minding my business ordering some mustache wax and get a "Brace Yourself For Imminent Goodness" message.
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I love when simple order confirmation emails use shock language. Minding my business ordering some mustache wax and get a "Brace Yourself For Imminent Goodness" message.
BRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM holy shit that muscle car just hit 17mph did you see that.
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
BRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM holy shit that muscle car just hit 17mph did you see that.
Every year V For Vendetta is a more depressing watch and a more prescient story.
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Every year V For Vendetta is a more depressing watch and a more prescient story.
The art of the deal, folks.
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The art of the deal, folks.
I was against kings before it was cool.
October 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I was against kings before it was cool.
The next RE game should be called "Resident Evil: sIX" to keep the Roman numeral theme and confuse the hell out of people.
October 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The next RE game should be called "Resident Evil: sIX" to keep the Roman numeral theme and confuse the hell out of people.
I'm creating a Wordle variant where you have one guess to pick the one-letter word of the day. Try it out in the comments below!
September 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I'm creating a Wordle variant where you have one guess to pick the one-letter word of the day. Try it out in the comments below!
I'm antifascist. Since this is apparently an admission that I'm a terrorist, I expect I'll be arrested soon; a competent administration would see to detaining a self-declared terrorist. Your move, coppers.
September 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'm antifascist. Since this is apparently an admission that I'm a terrorist, I expect I'll be arrested soon; a competent administration would see to detaining a self-declared terrorist. Your move, coppers.
NIN's Tron: Ares soundtrack slaps and release the Epstein Files.
September 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
NIN's Tron: Ares soundtrack slaps and release the Epstein Files.
It's sad to imagine future generations reading a textbook chapter on the failing of American democracy and having to learn about Kirk's death as an inflection point, when he otherwise could have been forgotten as part of a sea of political opportunist podcasters.
September 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's sad to imagine future generations reading a textbook chapter on the failing of American democracy and having to learn about Kirk's death as an inflection point, when he otherwise could have been forgotten as part of a sea of political opportunist podcasters.
Hey, just thought I'd offer a nice service. Comment your password below and I'll let you know if it's been compromised as part of a data breach.
August 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hey, just thought I'd offer a nice service. Comment your password below and I'll let you know if it's been compromised as part of a data breach.
Surnames are assigned at birth. Remember that when woke Christians try to push their agenda of changing names through the marriage hoax. Sad.
August 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Surnames are assigned at birth. Remember that when woke Christians try to push their agenda of changing names through the marriage hoax. Sad.
Same shit different day. Today everyone's like, "Release the Epstein files!" Just yesterday these same people were like, "Release the Snyder cut!"
July 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Same shit different day. Today everyone's like, "Release the Epstein files!" Just yesterday these same people were like, "Release the Snyder cut!"
The weird thing about MLK Jr's records is that Trump isn't in them; you're thinking of the Epstein records.
BREAKING: The Trump administration releases thousands of FBI records on Martin Luther King Jr., despite his family's opposition.
Trump administration released FBI records on MLK Jr. despite his family’s opposition
The Trump administration has released records of the FBI’s surveillance of Martin Luther King Jr., despite opposition from the slain Nobel laureate’s family and the civil rights group that he led until his 1968 assassination.
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July 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The weird thing about MLK Jr's records is that Trump isn't in them; you're thinking of the Epstein records.
I'm going to start a preemptive GoFundMe for the legal defense of whomever leaks the Epstein files.
July 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I'm going to start a preemptive GoFundMe for the legal defense of whomever leaks the Epstein files.
Name a Williams-scored movie where the soundtrack isn't the best part of the movie.
July 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Name a Williams-scored movie where the soundtrack isn't the best part of the movie.
A reminder as we all get jazzed about al there being another moderate pope: he's still the leader of an awful organization, and he still is anti-LGBTQ. We can be happy that he's the best the world could hope for, but still sad that Catholics are a blight on the world.
May 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A reminder as we all get jazzed about al there being another moderate pope: he's still the leader of an awful organization, and he still is anti-LGBTQ. We can be happy that he's the best the world could hope for, but still sad that Catholics are a blight on the world.
So, I guess Trump is going to get Switch 2s manufactured in the US now? Right? ...RIGHT?
April 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So, I guess Trump is going to get Switch 2s manufactured in the US now? Right? ...RIGHT?
I could make agreements that I got some more of these, but definitely not a BINGO.
April 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I could make agreements that I got some more of these, but definitely not a BINGO.
Haha Musk, you dumb idiot.
April 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Haha Musk, you dumb idiot.
If they're gonna use "libs" as a dirty word, I guess that makes them the "cons."
March 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If they're gonna use "libs" as a dirty word, I guess that makes them the "cons."
Maybe we should just stop paying taxes if they're going to gut literally every benefit we want.
March 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Maybe we should just stop paying taxes if they're going to gut literally every benefit we want.
God knew what he was doing when he made "heart" rhyme with "fart."
February 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
God knew what he was doing when he made "heart" rhyme with "fart."