Clown: "Doctor, I can't get horny anymore"

Doctor: "Go see the great clown Pussygliachi, the clown with the fattest & juiciest pussy in the world, makes everyone horny"

Clown: "but doctor I am Pussygliachi"

Doctor: "oh damn... u single? ahaha"

I feel like I'm 2 days late to every conversation here. Catfishing? Muppets? I don't think I even want to know.

Kendrick's GNX is a continued victory lap that is mostly focused on his LA origins. I really love the pure rapping on wacced out murals, and the story telling on heart pt 6. There are a couple misses on here, but the highs far outweigh the lows.

I've put 6 hours into Supervive and I am enjoying it a lot. It is an LoL/DoTA-like with BR gameplay instead of 5v5. It's an interesting refresh of the genre, although I think it will be very hard to win over those who play either of the two aforementioned games.

Surprise Kendrick album has me trying to figure out if I can install hydraulics on my office chair.

Performance reviews are dumb as fuck. They all amount to, "This person did good, please don't fire them."

BREAKING: social media platform that has existed for less than two years has yet to replicate a culture as sprawling as one that has existed for almost two decades

I am pleased to admit that Father John Misty did in fact cook on this new record. #music

Sahbabii is a bit of a hard artist to recommend. He is of the Young Thug ilk, but with more airy and atmospheric beats, and tons of pussy talk. Saaheem won't convince you if you aren't a fan, but I found it to be quite easy listening with plenty of ear worms and funny bars. #hiphop

The New York Jets are a historically terrible team. They could not have found a better quarter back than Aaron Rodgers to be terrible with. As miserable as the Jets make me, I take a small solace in the fact that Rodgers is just as miserable playing for this shit franchise. #NFL #NYJets

Freddie Gibbs has been in the upper echelon of rappers for about 10 years now. He creates no doubts on that claim with You Only Die 1nce. I love the concept of this album especially when compared to You Only Live 2wice.

I've had this account for a while now with nothing posted. I will be using it to catalogue my thoughts and reviews on music, video games, and whatever else I think is worthy of talking about.