Fred Teifeld
@fredteifeld.bsky.social
Semi-Retired Pro Photographer in Chicago, IL. FT artist, PT other stuff.
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Andrew Taint looks like an unfinished amateur waxing job of a cold testicle.
Yes, I said Taint.
Yes, I said Taint.
December 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Andrew Taint looks like an unfinished amateur waxing job of a cold testicle.
Yes, I said Taint.
Yes, I said Taint.
I think Hegseth would make a great one time use as a land mine detector.
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think Hegseth would make a great one time use as a land mine detector.
Kash Patel looks like his proctologist used the whole fist.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Kash Patel looks like his proctologist used the whole fist.
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Bwahaha!
October 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Bwahaha!
One seriously ugly spider. Some kind of Orb Weaver from what I can find but I could be wrong. In the meantime, enjoy! #naturephotography
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
One seriously ugly spider. Some kind of Orb Weaver from what I can find but I could be wrong. In the meantime, enjoy! #naturephotography
Morning motivational issue: I keep forgetting about my coffee.
October 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Morning motivational issue: I keep forgetting about my coffee.
October 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Wow. I was actually surprised by this one: A MAGAt that I walked away from a few years back recently sent out a group email promoting an event celebrating the dead shitstain Charlie Kirk.
Just makes me even happier that I don't share air with MAGATs'.
Just makes me even happier that I don't share air with MAGATs'.
October 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Wow. I was actually surprised by this one: A MAGAt that I walked away from a few years back recently sent out a group email promoting an event celebrating the dead shitstain Charlie Kirk.
Just makes me even happier that I don't share air with MAGATs'.
Just makes me even happier that I don't share air with MAGATs'.
#motorcycles
Just watched a kid pull up on a motorcycle. No helmet, not even eye protection but he was wearing over the ear headphones.
Good luck, kid. You’re on the express path to proving Darwin’s Theory.
I’m actually surprised he didn’t have a “Punisher” tattoo.
Just watched a kid pull up on a motorcycle. No helmet, not even eye protection but he was wearing over the ear headphones.
Good luck, kid. You’re on the express path to proving Darwin’s Theory.
I’m actually surprised he didn’t have a “Punisher” tattoo.
October 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
#motorcycles
Just watched a kid pull up on a motorcycle. No helmet, not even eye protection but he was wearing over the ear headphones.
Good luck, kid. You’re on the express path to proving Darwin’s Theory.
I’m actually surprised he didn’t have a “Punisher” tattoo.
Just watched a kid pull up on a motorcycle. No helmet, not even eye protection but he was wearing over the ear headphones.
Good luck, kid. You’re on the express path to proving Darwin’s Theory.
I’m actually surprised he didn’t have a “Punisher” tattoo.
Jackpot on this morning’s “hunt”. Also, please President Rumpleforeskin, save us from these obvious dangers. They’re here and Chicago and we’re just SO scared. #nature #naturephotography #fredteifeld #photographybyfredteifeld #2025
September 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Jackpot on this morning’s “hunt”. Also, please President Rumpleforeskin, save us from these obvious dangers. They’re here and Chicago and we’re just SO scared. #nature #naturephotography #fredteifeld #photographybyfredteifeld #2025
Came across this guy at the end of one of my morning forest walks. Taken with my Nikon D850 and the Nikon 80-400 VRII. #nature #naturephotography #fredteifeld #photographybyfredteifeld #2025
August 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Came across this guy at the end of one of my morning forest walks. Taken with my Nikon D850 and the Nikon 80-400 VRII. #nature #naturephotography #fredteifeld #photographybyfredteifeld #2025
August 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Just a few from my recent walks in the woods near my home. #nature #naturephotography
August 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Just a few from my recent walks in the woods near my home. #nature #naturephotography
R.I.P. Jim Lovell. Truly an American hero. I had the distinct honor to meet and speak with him a few years ago.
It’s experiences like that is why I really don’t give a damn about celebrities.
It’s experiences like that is why I really don’t give a damn about celebrities.
August 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
R.I.P. Jim Lovell. Truly an American hero. I had the distinct honor to meet and speak with him a few years ago.
It’s experiences like that is why I really don’t give a damn about celebrities.
It’s experiences like that is why I really don’t give a damn about celebrities.
Reposted by Fred Teifeld
A selection of images I shot for a client back in 2014. It’s a replica of a Porsche 550 Spyder. Shot by me with a Leica S2 Medium format DSLR and lit by some fantastic, high quality gear by a no longer relevant manufacturer.
July 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A selection of images I shot for a client back in 2014. It’s a replica of a Porsche 550 Spyder. Shot by me with a Leica S2 Medium format DSLR and lit by some fantastic, high quality gear by a no longer relevant manufacturer.
Paramount Plus: CANCELLED
July 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Paramount Plus: CANCELLED
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING SHART! MORE POWERFUL THAN A PRESSURIZED SEPTIC TANK.....ITS.......
SUPERMAGAT!
SUPERMAGAT!
July 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING SHART! MORE POWERFUL THAN A PRESSURIZED SEPTIC TANK.....ITS.......
SUPERMAGAT!
SUPERMAGAT!
My eyes cramp whenever I see a portrait where the image has been edited to the point of death and beyond that they look like they're CGI instead of human.
July 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My eyes cramp whenever I see a portrait where the image has been edited to the point of death and beyond that they look like they're CGI instead of human.
Every morning after breakfast I go for a nice walk in the local woods for a bit of exercise and what I call “hunting”. I just use my camera to “shoot” my objectives. These two were within 20 feet of me, so I shot them. It’s ok, I’m a professional 😜. Nikon D850/Nikkor 80-400 VRII.
July 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Every morning after breakfast I go for a nice walk in the local woods for a bit of exercise and what I call “hunting”. I just use my camera to “shoot” my objectives. These two were within 20 feet of me, so I shot them. It’s ok, I’m a professional 😜. Nikon D850/Nikkor 80-400 VRII.
Taken by me just a couple of days ago. Chicago during sundown, from the locks that separate the Chicago River from Lake Michigan. Multiple shots with a Leica D-Lux7, assembled in Photoshop, seasoned with just a little bit of editing.
July 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Taken by me just a couple of days ago. Chicago during sundown, from the locks that separate the Chicago River from Lake Michigan. Multiple shots with a Leica D-Lux7, assembled in Photoshop, seasoned with just a little bit of editing.
CRYPTO SCAMMER and not even a good one. #cryptoscammer
July 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
CRYPTO SCAMMER and not even a good one. #cryptoscammer
Fred's synaptic misfire of the day:
Backfiring fart can cars sound like violently explosive sharts.
Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the veal. Vegan alternatives available.
Backfiring fart can cars sound like violently explosive sharts.
Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the veal. Vegan alternatives available.
July 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fred's synaptic misfire of the day:
Backfiring fart can cars sound like violently explosive sharts.
Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the veal. Vegan alternatives available.
Backfiring fart can cars sound like violently explosive sharts.
Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the veal. Vegan alternatives available.
Reposted by Fred Teifeld
I staged and shot these in my studio not long before the 2020 elections and I still feel the same way. #fucktrump #trump
June 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I staged and shot these in my studio not long before the 2020 elections and I still feel the same way. #fucktrump #trump