Why in the WORLD would you not eat a delicacy like onion?

His deranged video had him misnamed on his plane: should have been King Little Donny Two-Scoops 1st

I'm so old, I remember when there were laws that prevented changes being made to historically important buildings unless you went thru a long, complicated process of approval(including archeological studies of any disturbed dirt)

I was ten years old, & barely aware that the AFL existed

That parrot has joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!

National Portrait Gallery was out of control!

Last week, traveling with John Brown’s great-great-great granddaughter

I gave up years ago trying to get ANY to like me. I’m comfortable with the relatively low number with good enough taste to like me as I am

In high school, I dated a girl I couldn't call because we lived in cities outside of the town where we attended high school(Moore, OK). Any call from my home to hers was long distance.

The first computer I worked on & played on was an IBM 360

We called a local bank. They bought the entire exchange, so you dialed anything you wanted for the last 4 numbers, heard the campaign tag-line for the bank's current ad, then the time & temperature

Who could have known that there would be consequences?

He wants to be looked up to by pedophiles

And, apparently, 1 of them is imaginary

Yeah, when I go to the bank every week with my wife’s casino winnings, it’s all I can do to make sure I am wearing shoes,pants, and a tshirt