I have been on Twitter's "for you" feed recently and discovered that just about every post can best be responded to with this
October 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I have been on Twitter's "for you" feed recently and discovered that just about every post can best be responded to with this
Kings for some, miniature American flags for others
June 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Kings for some, miniature American flags for others
The tariff logic is beginning to resemble the Dr Strangelove doomsday machine
April 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The tariff logic is beginning to resemble the Dr Strangelove doomsday machine
I still occasionally remember this headline and get extremely mad at Angela Merkel.
March 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I still occasionally remember this headline and get extremely mad at Angela Merkel.
"Do you have any evidence of this conspiracy against your government?"
"Well, your honour, we have plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are *kinds* of evidence."
"Well, your honour, we have plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are *kinds* of evidence."
February 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Do you have any evidence of this conspiracy against your government?"
"Well, your honour, we have plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are *kinds* of evidence."
"Well, your honour, we have plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are *kinds* of evidence."
"So when you failed to deal with this existential crisis, South Korea collapsed?"
"No, it did not."
"Kids, help"
"No, it did not."
"Kids, help"
February 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"So when you failed to deal with this existential crisis, South Korea collapsed?"
"No, it did not."
"Kids, help"
"No, it did not."
"Kids, help"
Me everytime Spotify tries to handle classical music
February 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Me everytime Spotify tries to handle classical music
I do not understand the tagline "the electrifying new musical". Hercules is not a lightning deity nor does the Disney film portray him as such!
You get the feeling the marketing team budgeted for a logo and then just improvised from there
You get the feeling the marketing team budgeted for a logo and then just improvised from there
December 1, 2024 at 2:42 PM
I do not understand the tagline "the electrifying new musical". Hercules is not a lightning deity nor does the Disney film portray him as such!
You get the feeling the marketing team budgeted for a logo and then just improvised from there
You get the feeling the marketing team budgeted for a logo and then just improvised from there
The parallels between the leaders of US/FRA/UK/GER 45 years apart - Scholz and Schmidt as the cautious Hamburg SPD lifers, Macron and d'Estaing as the effete centrist emperors of France, Biden and Carter as the hapless one-term Democrats, and Starmer and Callaghan the Labour PMs with massive specs
November 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
The parallels between the leaders of US/FRA/UK/GER 45 years apart - Scholz and Schmidt as the cautious Hamburg SPD lifers, Macron and d'Estaing as the effete centrist emperors of France, Biden and Carter as the hapless one-term Democrats, and Starmer and Callaghan the Labour PMs with massive specs
I have inbuilt affection for Governors of Minnesota ever since playing a game of Kaiserreich in which an alternate-history Floyd Olson saves the USA from 30s fascism and becomes godlike social democratic President
August 7, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I have inbuilt affection for Governors of Minnesota ever since playing a game of Kaiserreich in which an alternate-history Floyd Olson saves the USA from 30s fascism and becomes godlike social democratic President
Incredible that these two top stories are presented side by the Telegraph website without any embarrassment
August 7, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Incredible that these two top stories are presented side by the Telegraph website without any embarrassment
I predict a lot of leftist UK men are about to be Extremely Normal about this woman
July 23, 2024 at 7:36 PM
I predict a lot of leftist UK men are about to be Extremely Normal about this woman
It's very funny to me that the Democrats have the most generic looking president-from-the-movies serving as Governor of North Carolina, as if this is all a simulation and he is the button marked "base scenario"
July 18, 2024 at 10:04 PM
It's very funny to me that the Democrats have the most generic looking president-from-the-movies serving as Governor of North Carolina, as if this is all a simulation and he is the button marked "base scenario"
I hope everyone can agree that the funniest possible outcome is the left agreeing a coalition with Macron on the sole condition this guy is the Prime Minister
July 7, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I hope everyone can agree that the funniest possible outcome is the left agreeing a coalition with Macron on the sole condition this guy is the Prime Minister
That Sun editorial endorsing Starmer
July 3, 2024 at 3:02 PM
That Sun editorial endorsing Starmer