Freddy Krueger Mellencamp
@fredkmellencamp.bsky.social
Motto: "Never stop dreaming." Maybe I'm biased, but Nancy has always been my favorite final girl.
#Resist #ReleasetheEpsteinfiles #VoteBlue
If I follow you, you're something special. If you follow me, you're a special kind of deviant, and I like you.
#Resist #ReleasetheEpsteinfiles #VoteBlue
If I follow you, you're something special. If you follow me, you're a special kind of deviant, and I like you.
This is so great. It's like it's on its own mini tour of D.C.!
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This is so great. It's like it's on its own mini tour of D.C.!
This is just plain nauseating.
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is just plain nauseating.
Funny. As a REAL trial lawyer, I've never confused Todd Blanche for a trial lawyer.
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Funny. As a REAL trial lawyer, I've never confused Todd Blanche for a trial lawyer.
Wait. While he was President?!? Gosh, say it ain't so!
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wait. While he was President?!? Gosh, say it ain't so!
I just don't want to be dead and not know it. If that's the case, I didn't choose the zombie life; the zombie life chose me.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I just don't want to be dead and not know it. If that's the case, I didn't choose the zombie life; the zombie life chose me.
How do we figure out this date? I'm one of the OG subscribers, so I might be canceled. Or dead. I dunno.
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
How do we figure out this date? I'm one of the OG subscribers, so I might be canceled. Or dead. I dunno.
Bologna is one of the only foods that's also an insult. "You're full of baloney!"
I eat bologna all of the time.
Or maybe I don't.
Maybe that's the baloney talking.
I eat bologna all of the time.
Or maybe I don't.
Maybe that's the baloney talking.
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Bologna is one of the only foods that's also an insult. "You're full of baloney!"
I eat bologna all of the time.
Or maybe I don't.
Maybe that's the baloney talking.
I eat bologna all of the time.
Or maybe I don't.
Maybe that's the baloney talking.