Could have been written in Comic Sans for extra ‘the writer is a good guy, really’ credibility
January 19, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Could have been written in Comic Sans for extra ‘the writer is a good guy, really’ credibility
The exclamation mark after ‘Thank you’ definitely lends a ‘chirpy’ vibe to the message
January 19, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The exclamation mark after ‘Thank you’ definitely lends a ‘chirpy’ vibe to the message
I was intrigued at the ‘Botham loaf’ reference and my god that’s one Google rabbit warren I can’t ungo down
January 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I was intrigued at the ‘Botham loaf’ reference and my god that’s one Google rabbit warren I can’t ungo down
They oughta chex themselves before they Wrexham selves
January 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
They oughta chex themselves before they Wrexham selves
Bridge Ova The River Kwai
December 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Bridge Ova The River Kwai
Oh yes they can do one.
Always unannounced as well, sort of coming in mid sentence
Always unannounced as well, sort of coming in mid sentence
December 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oh yes they can do one.
Always unannounced as well, sort of coming in mid sentence
Always unannounced as well, sort of coming in mid sentence
Now there’s a best beloved who isn’t sitting comfortably
December 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Now there’s a best beloved who isn’t sitting comfortably
The MC5 were really Illuminati stooges who released ‘Kick Out The JAMs’ as a diss track to the Justified Ancients of Mummu
December 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The MC5 were really Illuminati stooges who released ‘Kick Out The JAMs’ as a diss track to the Justified Ancients of Mummu
The forthcoming 6G phone masts are actually beaming out anti-fertility sexwaves to stop us reproducing and curb the continuing global population explosion.
December 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The forthcoming 6G phone masts are actually beaming out anti-fertility sexwaves to stop us reproducing and curb the continuing global population explosion.
The only reason that you, for one, have not welcomed our lizard overlords **is that you haven’t yet realised or accepted that they walk among us**
December 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
The only reason that you, for one, have not welcomed our lizard overlords **is that you haven’t yet realised or accepted that they walk among us**
Do you run an IT Helpdesk, by chance?
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Do you run an IT Helpdesk, by chance?
T-Rex justice was definitely the short arm of the law
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
T-Rex justice was definitely the short arm of the law
I hope he did air-bass between the vocals. Great song!
December 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I hope he did air-bass between the vocals. Great song!
The Six Million Dollar Mantiques Roadshow
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The Six Million Dollar Mantiques Roadshow
To be fair, this will be a useful service when I can no longer afford to employ human actors to walk around impersonating my dead ancestors.
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 AM
To be fair, this will be a useful service when I can no longer afford to employ human actors to walk around impersonating my dead ancestors.
I’m picturing a WW2 resistance fighter whispering it to a potential contact and waiting for a specific response
October 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’m picturing a WW2 resistance fighter whispering it to a potential contact and waiting for a specific response
“Your Time doesn’t get more In than this”
September 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“Your Time doesn’t get more In than this”
For sale: fancy dress costume, vgc except a patch of crusty ick
September 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
For sale: fancy dress costume, vgc except a patch of crusty ick
The ‘Tiddler’ of bees
August 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The ‘Tiddler’ of bees