Garvin
fredgarvin.bsky.social
Garvin
@fredgarvin.bsky.social
Hay is for horses 🐴
McDonald’s couldn’t get real Grinch so they hired Cowardly Lion and dyed his hair green
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If they are all cranky tho, I’d just tell them to go out and help themselves to grinch meals
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
#FrightClub

Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich?

A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you wish you had some meat
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I wish I had a normal family like in the 1970s Family tv series
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
🤔Hmmm, can’t decide which free streaming marathon channel to watch all weekend this year?

Thinking I’ll go with that ever uplifting and feel good tv series “Family” but open to other suggestions
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I studied Brady Bunch Hawaii history on TV. Hawaii is a part of the USA
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Clearly demonstrates mental health vulnerability and that the group home she was in needs to be more secure
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Bavarian Smash Burger
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Thinking about making this lububu plate for thanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Buck in disguise wearing a wig
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Back in the 60’s and 70’s apparently spankings cured everything.

Maybe check what foods don’t agree with your kid?

🤔 Nah let’s just beat him until he stops farting
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Just putting this out there as a preemptive measure.

If you’re hearing the song in your head rn, it counts.

Sorry, not sorry
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Not bad
November 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Cloudflare engineers rn be like
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
🤔thinking this might be a good Xmas gift for my nephew
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is by far the coolest Labubu
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Quesadillas
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
These cookies were good back in the 80s and 90s. The company got purchased and they changed them. Now the suck
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM