Fred Chu
LightNews LightNews
frederickchu.bsky.social
Fred Chu
@frederickchu.bsky.social
2.9K followers 84 following 660 posts
Big fan of bananas and terrible MS Paint art. ER Doc, but I definitely don't post medical advice.
Sometimes I shitpost at https://kungfurubikscube.wordpress.com/
Posts Replies Media Videos
frederickchu.bsky.social
An issue of the webcomic "Wondermark" by David Malki, showing two old timey gentleman, one of whom eats Cheetos with chopsticks. One man asks, incredulously, "Are you using chopsticks? For Cheetos?" and the other responds, "Keeps the orange crap off my fingers." After a panel of silence, a newspaper front page runs the story, calling him a "Genius" and quotes him as, "The idea just came to me," says modern-day Prometheus.
November 20, 2024 at 3:23 AM
frederickchu.bsky.social
Hahaha the mental image
Image of Thanos from the Marvel Cinematic Universe stating, "I used the Tesla to Destroy the Tesla" instead of the movie line, "I used the stones to destroy the stones."
August 15, 2023 at 3:42 AM
frederickchu.bsky.social
Reminds me of this, Everything Here and Everything Over There
An image of two books, "What they teach you at Harvard business school" and "What they don't teach you at Harvard business school," implying that these two books contain the sum total of all knowledge
August 14, 2023 at 6:12 PM
frederickchu.bsky.social
I hate that this is apparently a Google'able thing
screen shot of the United States Postal Service snippet on if bodily fluids can be sent in the mail, "Forensic material containing a biological material, such as tissue, body fluid, excreta, or secreta, and sent on behalf of a federal, state, local, or Indian tribal government agency must be packaged under 346.325 when it is not known or suspected to contain a Category A or Category B infectious substance."
August 14, 2023 at 5:59 PM
frederickchu.bsky.social
Every time someone mentions cosmetic stuff, I wind up doing shit like this to myself (accidentally back-handed a hold at the climbing gym, like the expert I am 🤣 ). Manicures and stuff would be wasted on me, hahaha
August 13, 2023 at 7:44 PM
frederickchu.bsky.social
This took way too much time to do on my phone. Also, did you know there are websites that have basically recreated MSPaint online?
Poorly altered image of Nicole Trauma Llama using MSPaint with a Judge Dredd helmet and badge in meme format, with text stating "Left sweat on the press? Don't mind me, I'm just judging. Jury'ing. Execution'ing."
August 13, 2023 at 12:03 AM
frederickchu.bsky.social
Normally I'm a fan of the Hippocratic oath, buuut
Doctor picks up a firearm, saying, "I'm a healer, but..."
August 12, 2023 at 3:36 AM
frederickchu.bsky.social
TIL a new word. Thank you for your sacrifice 🤣
August 10, 2023 at 6:03 PM
frederickchu.bsky.social
Morty from the cartoon Rick and Morty pointing at an off screen character and saying, "You son of a bitch, I'm in."
August 10, 2023 at 12:02 PM
frederickchu.bsky.social
Aha, I knew there was something bothering me about that image. Fixed.
Image of Trauma Llama as a donkey wearing a bike helmet riding behind another bicyclist who is wearing a different bike helmet, both helmets inserted via MS Paint in a slapdash and shoddy manner
August 10, 2023 at 3:51 AM
frederickchu.bsky.social
Look I'm just sayin'
Google search of divorce lawyers wherever not-morticia lives
August 10, 2023 at 1:17 AM
frederickchu.bsky.social
Helping people by propping up the medical industrial complex woohoo
August 8, 2023 at 3:29 PM
frederickchu.bsky.social
Undercover agent wearing a bulletproof vest angrily declared, "Son of a bitch! I trusted you" after being shot a gun disguised as an undercover agent disguised as a sleeper agent disguised as a police officer, from a Rocket Jump YouTube sketch about Mexican Standoffs.
August 7, 2023 at 4:39 AM
frederickchu.bsky.social
Dun Dun dun
Board game Guess Who image, a game that focused on guessing the identity of someone by asking a series of questions about them, eg appearance or otherwise
August 7, 2023 at 1:03 AM
frederickchu.bsky.social
Down at the bottom of the page:
August 5, 2023 at 8:17 PM
frederickchu.bsky.social
Hahaha one Google search later: https://www.emergencymedicine.ucla.edu/education/fellowships/space_medicine

Of *course* they require a 4 year residency, those buttheads
August 5, 2023 at 7:11 PM
frederickchu.bsky.social
I don't know why, but I immediately thought of this scene from The Simpsons
Mr Burns from The Simpsons says, "Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing -- block it out." He then demonstrates a mechanical shield on a scale model of the city blocking out the sun and leaving it in shadow
July 30, 2023 at 7:38 PM
frederickchu.bsky.social
Plenty of space to go around, just sayin'
July 30, 2023 at 1:49 AM
frederickchu.bsky.social
The world appreciates your heroic sacrifice
July 26, 2023 at 1:33 PM
frederickchu.bsky.social
Pffft
Spider-Man pointing at another Spider-Man meme. One Spider-Man is labeled Not-Morticia's checkout basket, the other is labeled Ollie's boot brand, referring to both of them looking at Merrell's hiking boots.
July 20, 2023 at 1:41 PM
frederickchu.bsky.social
I'm mainly awake because I'm on nights, buuut
July 20, 2023 at 10:30 AM