Teddy Sorkfeber
freddiemurky.bsky.social
Teddy Sorkfeber
@freddiemurky.bsky.social
Very Hyena of them
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Before I realized what I thought was his eyebrows was actually his eyes I thought he was making this face 😔😔😔😔
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I also like the one where apparently Mark Hamill showed the bad lip readings Yoda song to Carrie Fisher and they both thought it was hillarious
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Stuvad, lite som ett mellanting
December 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Had the line been "The Builders Of AI" or something it still woulda been stupid but at least would make more sense.

And the picture looks SO ass ith their big heads and shrunken floppy little legs? I'd wanna say it looks more like bad photoshop than AI which, again, WOULD HAVE AT LEAST MADE SENSE.
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I like doing that when one of them has gone entirely and completely gray
December 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I KNOW you know, I KNOW I know! We all know! And yet!
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Well I'M SORRY, I said I'm no better than anyone else but the fact remains that these people say stupid shit on purpose and everybody knows it yet everybody goes "Hmm, it seems you've made an error in your post sir! How embarassing for you!"

I can't stop doing it either but we gotta!
December 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Walt's popsicle head spinning in its jar 😔😔😔
December 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's engagement-bait. Not to say *I* don't ever fall for it because I do. Probably more often than I even realize.

But they probably made that error on purpose so a million people would be compelled to dunk on them.
December 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
What about singing the blues?
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The good 'ol "Well OBVIOUSLY a minority/an ally of said minority can't be consulted because they're CLEARLY BIASED. They can't be objective on the matter!

Now a person who's staunchly AGAINST that minority? Well. Who are we to deny their wiev? You at least simply MUST admire their conviction!"
December 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Graham Platner?
December 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
And you can tell they STILL couldn't get there?

I assume they went a clip-show route to avoid discrepancies but it only highlights how NONE of the clips seem to even be taking place in the same universe as each other!

Just a disjointed slurry.

A McSlurry, if you will...
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
*Excited that my feet are starting to touch the ground more and after weeks of using The Contraption thinking I've become taller and finally become a Chad but when I take it off I realize it's because it has completely flattened my chin.*
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm from Stockholm and I was like "What the HELL is THAT? I've never seen THAT building before! Is that Observatorielunden!? What have they done!?!"

Then I realized, oh, it's just scaffolding...
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM