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No DM's please. 4th generation Arizona resident, except for military time. I'm a desert rat. SAC RULED!
🦒this is a giraffe. 🐳 this is a whale. This is an asshole.
January 3, 2026 at 1:54 PM
🦒this is a giraffe. 🐳 this is a whale. This is an asshole.
The sooner Donnie Drumpf dies, the better!
January 3, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The sooner Donnie Drumpf dies, the better!
KRAZNOV HAS SPOKEN!
December 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
KRAZNOV HAS SPOKEN!
Is it time to bring out Le Rasoir National?
December 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Is it time to bring out Le Rasoir National?
First Pluto. Now Santa Claus. WHEN WILL YOUR MADNESSES END!
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
First Pluto. Now Santa Claus. WHEN WILL YOUR MADNESSES END!
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAYYY!
December 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAYYY!
Is he dead yet?
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Is he dead yet?
I'm tired of Donnie Drumpf and his stooges. My tar and feather idea doesn't sound so bad now, does it?
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm tired of Donnie Drumpf and his stooges. My tar and feather idea doesn't sound so bad now, does it?
Ava Braun liked bunnies. Adolph Hitler liked dogs.
Melania Drumpf likes piggy's. Donnie Drumpf is one.
Melania Drumpf likes piggy's. Donnie Drumpf is one.
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ava Braun liked bunnies. Adolph Hitler liked dogs.
Melania Drumpf likes piggy's. Donnie Drumpf is one.
Melania Drumpf likes piggy's. Donnie Drumpf is one.
Don't forget to buy your Bond Arms DT-47 pistol. It comes complete with a holster with the presidential seal.... Oh, wait, isn't that against the law? I wonder how much Donnie Drumpf will make off of this grift. You know he can't resist wetting his beak.
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Don't forget to buy your Bond Arms DT-47 pistol. It comes complete with a holster with the presidential seal.... Oh, wait, isn't that against the law? I wonder how much Donnie Drumpf will make off of this grift. You know he can't resist wetting his beak.
My new favorite T-shirt.... Donnie Drumpf gobbling a Bubba!
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My new favorite T-shirt.... Donnie Drumpf gobbling a Bubba!
I wonder if Donnie Drumpf is hearing Strom Thurmond's voice calling to him from hell. Your time is over Donnie!
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I wonder if Donnie Drumpf is hearing Strom Thurmond's voice calling to him from hell. Your time is over Donnie!
Dear employees;
I wanted to give you an early Christmas present. Thank you for all your hard work making me uber rich.
Now get the hell out of my fulfillment center!
Sincerely,
Jeff Bezos
I wanted to give you an early Christmas present. Thank you for all your hard work making me uber rich.
Now get the hell out of my fulfillment center!
Sincerely,
Jeff Bezos
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Dear employees;
I wanted to give you an early Christmas present. Thank you for all your hard work making me uber rich.
Now get the hell out of my fulfillment center!
Sincerely,
Jeff Bezos
I wanted to give you an early Christmas present. Thank you for all your hard work making me uber rich.
Now get the hell out of my fulfillment center!
Sincerely,
Jeff Bezos
Donnie Drumpf's New Years rally 2026. That's Kash Patel leading the band.
November 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Donnie Drumpf's New Years rally 2026. That's Kash Patel leading the band.
3 pounds for $7 a pound not including the tax. I must be winning because Donnie Drumpf told us so. The fresher ground beef would have required me to sell one of my kidneys. Meanwhile Donnie Drumpf threw a Gatsby style party while the rest of us can eat the crumbs from the floor.
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
3 pounds for $7 a pound not including the tax. I must be winning because Donnie Drumpf told us so. The fresher ground beef would have required me to sell one of my kidneys. Meanwhile Donnie Drumpf threw a Gatsby style party while the rest of us can eat the crumbs from the floor.
"Did I do that?"
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
"Did I do that?"
This is the face of a hypocrite. He professes to be a good married Christian man....with a GRINDR account. He wouldn't know God if God kicked his ass all the way to hell.
November 1, 2025 at 8:52 AM
This is the face of a hypocrite. He professes to be a good married Christian man....with a GRINDR account. He wouldn't know God if God kicked his ass all the way to hell.
"My name? I don't know. My GRINDR account handle? I don't know. The amount of shit I don't know sometimes astounds even me."
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
"My name? I don't know. My GRINDR account handle? I don't know. The amount of shit I don't know sometimes astounds even me."
Once upon a time there was a naughty little boy who nobody liked because he was mean and lied all the time. Everyone hoped he would die soon so all the good boys and girls could piss on his grave.
October 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Once upon a time there was a naughty little boy who nobody liked because he was mean and lied all the time. Everyone hoped he would die soon so all the good boys and girls could piss on his grave.
Pimp my White House.... Donnie Drumpf edition.
October 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Pimp my White House.... Donnie Drumpf edition.
The Epstein Ballroom is coming soon...."ladies" 18 and under get in free. Thank you Donnie Drumpf.
October 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The Epstein Ballroom is coming soon...."ladies" 18 and under get in free. Thank you Donnie Drumpf.
He did what to the East Wing????
October 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
He did what to the East Wing????
🎶 There's no business like show business....🎶
October 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
🎶 There's no business like show business....🎶