And they were oh so close to winning, tying the game after leading in to the final minute, then losing on penalties. My much more modest achievement was excavating some long buried pavers at our new house.

Weirdness from the other place with empty messages dated to the start of the epoch. They've rolled out an untested update? Excuse the obnoxious ad in the screenshot.

I did a double-take at this description, saved by the absence of a hyphen.