Fred Austere
banner
fredaustere.bsky.social
Fred Austere
@fredaustere.bsky.social
Mostly harmless.
Glad someone else remembers them!
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
One fewer public sweaty nonce.
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’d say this is the one to look out for.
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Surprised Slungus!
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Just old enough to be banned from having a personalised e-mail account.
October 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Slungus will always deserve a treat on the 31st.
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That’s a combination that wasn’t on my bingo card.
October 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
There’s a sudo timeout..?
October 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Make it an unopened catering tin, and then we’ll talk.
October 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Big bada boom!
Good hunting.
October 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Congrats! We all need a good plaguing from time to time.
October 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Er, that’s not oatmeal.
October 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The return of Count Slungula!
October 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Logical conclusion: buy it and then relocate it to Lowestoft. Or Felixstowe. It would be elected in Clacton..
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Looks like the pilot plan failed. Next: operation ‘It’s A Small World’.
October 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Is it helpfully labelled’Bat Hole’?
October 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I think you’d be leading a long line, just like the Berlin Wall.
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Sing along, everybody! m.youtube.com/watch?v=0QBD....
The Kunts - Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by KuntsVEVO
m.youtube.com
October 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
‘Welcome’? More like mandatory.
October 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I’m always ready to AaaaAETKkAAAAAEEtoyOA.
October 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Merely ‘looks like’?
October 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The wallpaper is a nice touch.
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
‘Here come George Soros, he got
Poster paper, he got coloured crayons, he got
Signs, signs, everywhere
Cos messing with the frogs will get your options laid bare
Come together!
Right now…
Everywhere.’
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ye gods, man! Tempting fate there.
October 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
‘Charcuterie’. The RPG.
October 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM