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PORTLAND MOCKTAIL THREAD
I stopped drinking last year for several reasons that can be boiled down to it feeling bad in body & spirit. it’s hard to find detailed lists of bars with good mocktails. I value taste, presentation (looks like a cocktail so I don’t feel outta place), and cost
I stopped drinking last year for several reasons that can be boiled down to it feeling bad in body & spirit. it’s hard to find detailed lists of bars with good mocktails. I value taste, presentation (looks like a cocktail so I don’t feel outta place), and cost
workout instructors be like “only one thing left” and the thing in question is an entire core circuit
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
workout instructors be like “only one thing left” and the thing in question is an entire core circuit
yes by all means park in the middle of north Williams and put your hazards on while you pick up your takeout
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
yes by all means park in the middle of north Williams and put your hazards on while you pick up your takeout
the patagonia jacket becoming the new white coat is so funny
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
the patagonia jacket becoming the new white coat is so funny
I had the perfect stainless steel pan picked out for my boyfriend for christmas and then today he tells me he today he wants a nitrited carbon steel pan instead. smh men
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I had the perfect stainless steel pan picked out for my boyfriend for christmas and then today he tells me he today he wants a nitrited carbon steel pan instead. smh men
my mental health hinges entirely on attending warm deep stretch at 4:30pm
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
my mental health hinges entirely on attending warm deep stretch at 4:30pm
being floated really puts shit in perspective. like I’ll never complain about being at work again if you send me back to my unit right now
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
being floated really puts shit in perspective. like I’ll never complain about being at work again if you send me back to my unit right now
very average experience visiting my dad at the museum where he disappears and says he’ll be right back. then we hear sawing noises from a distance and he comes back covered in sawdust and carrying a plank of wood
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
very average experience visiting my dad at the museum where he disappears and says he’ll be right back. then we hear sawing noises from a distance and he comes back covered in sawdust and carrying a plank of wood
did not expect to say “is that lord baelish?” while watching The Wire
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
did not expect to say “is that lord baelish?” while watching The Wire
saw a cybertruck trying to parallel park on the way home and barely overcame the urge to just lay on the horn
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
saw a cybertruck trying to parallel park on the way home and barely overcame the urge to just lay on the horn
honestly OHA and l*g*cy have made the entire process of getting break nurses feel as much like punishment as possible
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
honestly OHA and l*g*cy have made the entire process of getting break nurses feel as much like punishment as possible
it’s a sign things are going well in your country when this is the kind of thing hung up in the break room at your job
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
it’s a sign things are going well in your country when this is the kind of thing hung up in the break room at your job
me all goddamn year
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
me all goddamn year
avoiding floating to another unit when I know my float date is coming soon must be what dodging the draft felt like
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
avoiding floating to another unit when I know my float date is coming soon must be what dodging the draft felt like
I can’t find any glasses I like and warby parker has fallen off hard
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I can’t find any glasses I like and warby parker has fallen off hard
michaels yarn weights are made up!!!!!!
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
michaels yarn weights are made up!!!!!!
this so yikes man
A top Portland political aide took in a homeless woman. He abandoned her at a state park days later
"If I could do it over, I would do it differently.”
www.oregonlive.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
this so yikes man
I will say I didn’t have too high of hopes for the NA scene in amsterdam. I didn’t really get a great survey but I did find 0% beer in bars. and then a quite robust selection of those in addition to canned mocktails in a convenience store so I was pleasantly surprised
October 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I will say I didn’t have too high of hopes for the NA scene in amsterdam. I didn’t really get a great survey but I did find 0% beer in bars. and then a quite robust selection of those in addition to canned mocktails in a convenience store so I was pleasantly surprised
I had my first 21 year old tell me “OMG you do NOT look 27” today. like did you expect me to be withered
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I had my first 21 year old tell me “OMG you do NOT look 27” today. like did you expect me to be withered
I’m not even a water obsessed person but the lack of available drinking water in europe is crazy
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m not even a water obsessed person but the lack of available drinking water in europe is crazy
walz always has this look on his face and he’s so right for it
October 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
walz always has this look on his face and he’s so right for it
I’ve made the same mistake like three times where I wear my platform boots on the plane bc they are too big to pack and then my feet are so swollen from the plane that i get blisters so bad that i can’t wear the boots for the rest of the trip
October 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I’ve made the same mistake like three times where I wear my platform boots on the plane bc they are too big to pack and then my feet are so swollen from the plane that i get blisters so bad that i can’t wear the boots for the rest of the trip
the dutch have this contraption that dispenses boiling water out of the faucet and as a burn nurse I’m horrified. that being said I am using it
October 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
the dutch have this contraption that dispenses boiling water out of the faucet and as a burn nurse I’m horrified. that being said I am using it
me in europe: wtf this airfryer only goes to 200????
the air fryer dear reader was in celsius
the air fryer dear reader was in celsius
October 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
me in europe: wtf this airfryer only goes to 200????
the air fryer dear reader was in celsius
the air fryer dear reader was in celsius
if anyone is curious the kids are also saying six seven in the netherlands but it’s more like “zes zeven”
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
if anyone is curious the kids are also saying six seven in the netherlands but it’s more like “zes zeven”
PDX is cool and all until you get kicked out of your seat at the gate because they are trimming the trees inside the airport
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
PDX is cool and all until you get kicked out of your seat at the gate because they are trimming the trees inside the airport