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freaky-eizah.dry.gay
@freaky-eizah.dry.gay
Its like regular eizah but I'm FREAKY
Maybe irl nudes one day.. for now horny thoughts. No holding back like on my old AD, you guys getting it ALLLLLLL here
It can be hard to focus at work when your coworker finds out the size of your dick and keeps making small dick jokes at every opportunity, in a tone I cant tell if is us joking around or him getting confident after finding out he has 3 inches on the guy a foot taller than him
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Trying to fuck your friend but hes double your length and you keep slipping out oopsies
January 19, 2026 at 11:14 PM
When youre trying to get sph but they compliment you on how massive your balls are instead
January 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Sometimes I just want to eat my friends, ya know?
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Sometimes I forget I'm in an IRL size difference relationship until I see a picture if me next to my bf.

In this case swapping clothes! Isn't he cute in my shirt? :3
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sometimes I wish I could be hard for more than 60 seconds before I start leaking so much pre it makes a wet spot
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I wish I was better at platonically approaching/complimenting people i find attractive without coming off as a gooner
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
M4f? M4m? Bitch im m4g(iant)
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
How does my new shirt look?
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
When he pull down your pants to see whats hiding in that big bulge only to discover giant balls tiny dick
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
In the mood to throw my weight around and crush people
August 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The fatter I get the smaller something else gets.
Not that im complaining..
July 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Sigh, all my hot friends live far away
May 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I had a dream there were giant buff furries everywhere and then one was so big it fucked the planet and exploded then I lived in a space station or something, all im saying is it better be prophetic
May 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
How am I supposed to get sexy size commissions with friends when only one of my friends into size stuff? Smh
May 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Damb, i need more friends with big pps, and i mean like PHAT dicks
April 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Sigh when your pp getting smaller but you only have 1 hung friend to make fun of you about it smh
April 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I grew another inch in the last couple months, erm what the frick I'm 24 why I still growing smh
April 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Teehee i forgot to repost art with my bf making me fat and small.

Sigh what a wonderful life
I think y’all should turn your tiny micro bf into a fat little guy

The fat little guy in this case is @freaky-eizah.dry.gay

Art by @bigfattypumpkin.bsky.social
April 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Life update: I'm still fat
April 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Careful if you hang out with me, I'll make you grow
March 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Smh i want to play with a big il pp
March 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Sometimes it's frustrating how big my balls are.
March 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sigh I need friends with massive dingdongs for me to oggle
March 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I dunno what I'm gonna wear this summer, I'm pretty sure I've outgrown almost every short sleeved shirt I own.
February 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM