Johnny Cage
@freakducage.bsky.social
Genius, actor, philanthropist.
Proud owner of J.Cs fried chicken, formerly McDonald's.
If my Agent is reading this, I'm busy memorising lines for a script.
Proud owner of J.Cs fried chicken, formerly McDonald's.
If my Agent is reading this, I'm busy memorising lines for a script.
Reposted by Johnny Cage
(sound of siri on his phone and a 'CAGE.' that inevitably comes with 'GODDAMN IT, TURN OFF', and the sound of thwacking. the message does not, infact stop.)
October 21, 2024 at 3:54 PM
(sound of siri on his phone and a 'CAGE.' that inevitably comes with 'GODDAMN IT, TURN OFF', and the sound of thwacking. the message does not, infact stop.)
10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1⃣0⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
October 21, 2024 at 3:52 PM
10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1⃣0⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
YOU WENT KISSY KISSY.
October 18, 2024 at 7:55 AM
YOU WENT KISSY KISSY.
YOU HEARD ME... THROUGH SIRI.
October 18, 2024 at 7:46 AM
YOU HEARD ME... THROUGH SIRI.
Brooding = manly sulking. So.
.....imissedyoutooshutup.
.....imissedyoutooshutup.
October 18, 2024 at 7:45 AM
Brooding = manly sulking. So.
.....imissedyoutooshutup.
.....imissedyoutooshutup.
Kenshi...........
I also have the voicemails
I also have the voicemails
October 18, 2024 at 7:43 AM
Kenshi...........
I also have the voicemails
I also have the voicemails
MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SULKING IN MY MANSION? YEAH. I WATCHED THE TAPES.
October 18, 2024 at 7:42 AM
MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SULKING IN MY MANSION? YEAH. I WATCHED THE TAPES.
I've been waiting like 6 months.
October 18, 2024 at 7:41 AM
I've been waiting like 6 months.
Are you not receiving them or are you not seeing them
October 18, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Are you not receiving them or are you not seeing them
GET OFF SOCIAL MEDIA YOURE OLD.
October 18, 2024 at 7:39 AM
GET OFF SOCIAL MEDIA YOURE OLD.
No. I'm behind you.
October 18, 2024 at 7:39 AM
No. I'm behind you.
THIS ISN'T REDDIT.
October 18, 2024 at 7:39 AM
THIS ISN'T REDDIT.
But can you....... see me... around
October 18, 2024 at 7:37 AM
But can you....... see me... around
Nope, just got here.
October 18, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Nope, just got here.