So...I can't even say corporate America, because our parent company is...*Drumroll* from Spain.

Just fuck capitalism in general.

So to anyone that is just joining the work force, this is a pure knee jerk response to a noticed drop in company morale. It looks good on paper, but means absolutely zero in response to things.

Now to anyone who has held a career for more than a decade like me - a range increase means nothing. Especially in this case. Last year, the PEAK bonus anyone in my department got was 3%. For those having trouble following, NO ONE would have broken that 5% wall.

Yeah, appropriate response.

Don't need to celebrate someone's death but don't need to mourn it either. He's not worth the effort, just a simple "well, huh." And move on.

:(

Sigh... I'm sexy so much room for activities gif. Guess I'm dressing up as a hyperactive Will Ferrell...

Thank you for anyone that tuned in <3

"If you're cold, they're cold."

I work along a major highway coming out of DC. Drivers frequently do 75-80mph. Fairly recently we had a semi slam into a crash truck hard enough to shove it a good 70 feet. I look at cops and have to question if their jobs are that much more dangerous than mine...