this is one of those rare few questions which has the same answer as both ‘what do you think will be the death of modern civilisation’ and ‘what causes my ibs?’

this is why people shouldn’t be allowed duolingo, it’s too powerful

and with great power…

comes the great temptation to use that power to spite people

not worth the risk

is that an offer…?

i can’t decide if ‘death by duolingo’ is a really cool or really embarrassing way to die

It was fun finally getting to write characters and scenes that had been in my head for years, and getting to work with a dream cast

The story follows two housemates forced to move into their basement after humiliation and plotting to repair their damaged reputations by breaking up the couple responsible for their banishment

oh no!! i’m in brighton right now. why didn’t anybody warn me!?

i hope you’ve stopped somewhere nice cos wherever it is you’re going to have to live there now

doctor who means everything to me but it’s so appropriate that the last thing i could see of it pays tribute to what i owe the show most for which is inspiring me to get into tv production and writing. something i’m still striving for 20 years later

technically millie is 7 months younger than me which was horrid to hear about when she got cast but i count that as the same age idc

lemme have this!!!

just make it better than when the office brought the camera crew in during the final season

that kinda sucked ngl

can’t wait to see the gang react to being in a documentary but i also can’t wait for the sunny episode where we see the abbott characters without

plus we’ll even see the camera crew in that which will be surreal

they’re so ill suited tonally which is kind of what makes them perfect

well i can’t play anymore anyway… for legal reasons