i think i'm in love with your wife bro??

mr trump everything is computer 😡 and computer ppl mean to my fwend 😢

this is my Rubicon

when i play sims i make sure every household adheres to the principles of the nuclear family

unfortunately i usually only get about 3 or 4 homes done before i can't see through my own tears over the weight of my own misery

unfortunately the reason she didn't bend the knee is because the Atlantic is already complicit in manufacturing consent. i would love for this whole debacle to be an inflection point for them that makes me eat my words - but i won't hold my breath

name one of your writers after me as a show of good faith and i'll subscribe

skill issue - i share mine with Rey Mysterio

shut the fuck up bootlicker